Utterly Mad

Okay, a revised draft of the rules then, so it's all in order.

1: Don't be directly offensive to another forum member in an aggressive or hateful manner.
2: No directed racism, or comments that follow the actual definition of racism, such as being said in a hateful manner.
3: Don't spam, double posting is fine occasionally as long as there is a reason to do so.
4: Offensive, sexual, seizure inducing and questionable content should be placed behind a spoiler with an appropriate warning clearly written in the post. (Perhaps have an official colour for content warnings?)
5: No embedded images of porn, links are fine but the forum itself should remain porn free.
6: No links to webpages that you know aren't safe, or may be questionably safe.
7: Do not attempt to work around a ban, doing so will likely result in an even longer ban or permaban.

Specific rules for Mod behaviour
1: Do not cause "The Moddening"
2: Do not censor creative endeavors ;Artwork, Stories or RP
3: Censor only offensive content as defined by the rules, not based upon your own personal opinion.
4: Do not use Red text to Mod-Edit a post.
Suggesting the official colour for Mod-Edits be Bold Beige
The official colour for content warnings could be Yellow