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I GOT MARKED FOR HAVING THE FAINTEST OF FUCKING MUSTACHES

IT'S LIKE A SHADOW ON MY LIP

AND GIRLS REALLY LIKE MY ARMS BECAUSE I DON'T SHAVE YET I'M HELLA HAIRLESS

BUT I HAVE A LOT OF PUBIC HAIR SO THERE'S THAT
  
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I GOT MARKED FOR HAVING THE FAINTEST OF FUCKING MUSTACHES
Marked?

I've started shaving more frequently now because my facial hair doesn't quite know if it wants to grow in some places or not but now I've discovered I'm apparently very prone to ingrown hairs.
I fucking hate my facial hair so much, if it would grow properly then I'd just never shave for the rest of my life and have a super manly beard, or cosplay as Gandalf a lot.
Yeah I want to have a beard too, but it is unlikely. At least in my Fathers line facial hair is really hard to grow, it grows in patches. I probably won't even get chest hair for a long time, my Dad didn't even get a small patch of chest hair until he was in his mid 30's and that is more then his Dad ever got.
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Oi, what the hell do I even deserve a -1 for?

CONFRONT ME, SABOTEUR.
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Well I nearly got hospitalised tonight because of my anxiety, I'm okay now but I got really bad before, it's probably pretty obvious but I hate going through that because it ends up taking me a few months to fully recover from it when I get that bad so chances are that I'm going to be a little bit odd for a while while I sort of get back to normal again, sorry about that if it causes any issues
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Well my plans of going to see Fall Out Boy tomorrow are sort of ruined because I'm panicking over the idea of getting the train there and I don't think I can manage it in this state.
I've been waiting an entire year for this and now I'm probably not gonna be able to go, brilliant.
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Well my plans of going to see Fall Out Boy tomorrow are sort of ruined because I'm panicking over the idea of getting the train there and I don't think I can manage it in this state.
I've been waiting an entire year for this and now I'm probably not gonna be able to go, brilliant.
I seriously hope you're going there for music and not for the "oh look a cute lead"

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Well my plans of going to see Fall Out Boy tomorrow are sort of ruined because I'm panicking over the idea of getting the train there and I don't think I can manage it in this state.
I've been waiting an entire year for this and now I'm probably not gonna be able to go, brilliant.
I seriously hope you're going there for music and not for the "oh look a cute lead"
A bit of both honestly.
I've liked Fall Out Boy for about 3-4ish years? A hell of a long time anyway, I'm one of the people that hated their new stuff at first and now it's like my favourite thing.

And despite the fact that I don't like him, Professor Green is going to be there with them and I kinda wanted to see him just because I have friends who like him as much as I like Fall Out Boy
« Last Edit: October 08, 2015, 01:04:18 pm by SiegeLion »
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I GOT MARKED FOR HAVING THE FAINTEST OF FUCKING MUSTACHES
Marked?

Uhh, I have to wear a uniform. Facial hair is a nono.

Oi, what the hell do I even deserve a -1 for?

CONFRONT ME, SABOTEUR.

Lol look at me
  
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I GOT MARKED FOR HAVING THE FAINTEST OF FUCKING MUSTACHES
Marked?

I've started shaving more frequently now because my facial hair doesn't quite know if it wants to grow in some places or not but now I've discovered I'm apparently very prone to ingrown hairs.
I fucking hate my facial hair so much, if it would grow properly then I'd just never shave for the rest of my life and have a super manly beard, or cosplay as Gandalf a lot.
Yeah I want to have a beard too, but it is unlikely. At least in my Fathers line facial hair is really hard to grow, it grows in patches. I probably won't even get chest hair for a long time, my Dad didn't even get a small patch of chest hair until he was in his mid 30's and that is more then his Dad ever got.
My family has a history of thick hair, hairy arms and legs, and nice beards. All of my male relatives have facial hair of some kind, and it tends not to grow in patches. I'm starting to grow a mustache and most of a beard. I like beards, so this is a good thing for me.
Thanks Peri for making me question muh sexualities once again.
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I GOT MARKED FOR HAVING THE FAINTEST OF FUCKING MUSTACHES
Marked?
Uhh, I have to wear a uniform. Facial hair is a nono.
Now that's just some tyrannical, Russian-type style bullshit right there!

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I GOT MARKED FOR HAVING THE FAINTEST OF FUCKING MUSTACHES
Marked?

Uhh, I have to wear a uniform. Facial hair is a nono.

Oi, what the hell do I even deserve a -1 for?

CONFRONT ME, SABOTEUR.

Lol look at me
I REFUTE THIS. I DEMAND JUSTIFICATION FROM AN ADMIN ABAHLADHWFNESXDFCX

Or not I guess. I dunno.
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WHAT THE FUCK MINUS 2
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Event: An elderly human feeding itself to a group of kakapo. Did not express pain, appeared ambivalent.

 

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