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There's gonna be a full moon AND BE Friday the 13th. It's gonna be a SPOOKY Christmas.

Also merry christmas you glorious motherfuckers.
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Christmas is coming in a day @ my & Zaweris time zone. Anyways, Merry Christmas.
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It snowed in the swamp, but now it's gone and the swamp is wetter than normal.
I'm really just a sexy skeleton in a suit.
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Some random bitch sent me a pickup line, so I sent her this in response.
Meat. All is meat. Flesh and bone. Meat binds all living creatures together, a reminder of our fragility. A reminder of the primal fear our ancestors felt at the teeth of a razor mouthed predator. We are born of meat, and, in the end, we will all become meat.
30 minutes later, and I have her convinced I am a medical researcher named Daniil Dankovski working with Thanica to find a cure for death itself.
This woman is DUUUUUUMB.
Thanks Peri for making me question muh sexualities once again.
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10/10 would convince dumb people of stupid shit again.

I bet you also know a Dr. R. L. Stein who is also a magician right?
There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.

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Some random bitch sent me a pickup line, so I sent her this in response.
Meat. All is meat. Flesh and bone. Meat binds all living creatures together, a reminder of our fragility. A reminder of the primal fear our ancestors felt at the teeth of a razor mouthed predator. We are born of meat, and, in the end, we will all become meat.
30 minutes later, and I have her convinced I am a medical researcher named Daniil Dankovski working with Thanica to find a cure for death itself.
This woman is DUUUUUUMB.

Or she's big into Roleplay and she's beyond wet right now.

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I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
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Who is interested in Bionicle?
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As the one guy (I think) who's actually christian Merry Christmas and/or happy holidays folks.
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I mean you're not wrong there, it is essentially a commercial venture at this point rather then an actual religious thing judging by most people I know, well and the news that too and all the sales. At least Christmas has good movies about a fat...old...man who knows when your asleep...well, Christmas really is kind of just a big commercial thing now. Also thinking about it now Santa is kinda creepy.
Not to say people don't view it as a religious thing, but yeah mostly it's now just 'come buy all the things'.

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Who is interested in Bionicle?
Bionicles are fucking awesome. Major part of my childhood, and I just about freaked out when they brought them back.
Also, Merry fucking Christmas. Have a good day everyone.
Thanks Peri for making me question muh sexualities once again.
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I still have the underwater bionicles with the weird tentacle things as well as the little spiders.

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Merry Christmas guys.
Anyways, my first Bionicle set was Jaller Inika. Yours?
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I had the originals and the weird raptor ones. and a few of the ball ones.
Merry marital infidelity jesus uterus expulsion day.
Fun fact, jesus was not born in winter. He was born in the spring, and later christians moved it to this day in winter so that it would overlap a pagan holiday so as to make it easier to convert them.
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