Author Topic: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS (Read 78791 times)

Six · « **Reply #2310 on:** April 30, 2016, 01:06:53 am »

Quote from: Caconym on April 29, 2016, 05:32:10 am

I have no idea what this thing even is:

I believe it's called
NOT ENOUGH DAKKA

Forrest · « **Reply #2311 on:** April 30, 2016, 04:45:36 am »

Six · « **Reply #2312 on:** April 30, 2016, 05:37:41 am »

So I just got some fantastic news.

I have a family history, as well as a few of the early warning signs of Parkinsons Disease, however I've just found out they've recently found a way to "fix" it that nobody has ever done before, it still involves brain surgery and having a battery attached to you all the time but by the time it ever effects me properly it should be fixable. So now that's one less thing I have to worry about.
Although family history and warning signs considered, they're no guarantee that I'll ever actually end up with the disease since the warning signs could be from various other things, but it's nice to know that it'll be alright if it does end up being that bad.

Chaosvolt · « **Reply #2313 on:** April 30, 2016, 11:12:45 am »

Ah, interesting to hear improvements are being made regarding that.

Six · « **Reply #2314 on:** April 30, 2016, 03:31:44 pm »

Also discovering that the American 2nd Amendment, The Right To Bear Arms, isn't actually for hunting, or to protect themselves from Native Americans back in the ol' Wild Wild West. Which as far as I'm aware, is what everyone thinks it's there for.

It's because they were fucking shit scared of us British coming back and being kind of angry about all that tea they dumped into the harbour, and they also sort of stole it from us because back then it was sort of one of our laws and then we got all uppity about one school shooting and banned handguns, although we haven't actually had one since. Anyways I'm veering off my point here.

Edit: Although I'd like to point out, I'm not sure why they were worried, since we'd been proper fucked up by the French because they're bloody gits.

RedVulnus · « **Reply #2315 on:** April 30, 2016, 04:28:34 pm »

The second amendment was literally because we had no standing army so we needed any able bodied man(because back than America was sexist...it's history get over it). It was never about hunting, but to protect the nation from any invading force, and I mean ANY invading force. We were scared of the British, but IIRC we were also very scared of anyone trying to attack us since we were the figurative 'new kid' on the block as far as nations went and we didn't have any real international ties.
Also the Wild West was exaggerated by the people living there to sell things. Yes they had issues with Native Americans and bandits, but to a much lesser extent than people were led to believe. These things happened rarely, literally our modern mythos about the Wild West was made to sell things and travelling shows.

Two years of college grade history classes, a Federal Government class, and some personal study on some topics have given me an amount of knowledge on subjects that no one cares about. I may be wrong on the whole 'scared of anyone' thing, but If I recall correctly that was brought up in one of my history courses.

saltmummy626 · « **Reply #2316 on:** May 01, 2016, 12:25:19 am »

Quote from: Six on April 30, 2016, 05:37:41 am

So I just got some fantastic news.

I have a family history, as well as a few of the early warning signs of Parkinsons Disease, however I've just found out they've recently found a way to "fix" it that nobody has ever done before, it still involves brain surgery and having a battery attached to you all the time but by the time it ever effects me properly it should be fixable. So now that's one less thing I have to worry about.
Although family history and warning signs considered, they're no guarantee that I'll ever actually end up with the disease since the warning signs could be from various other things, but it's nice to know that it'll be alright if it does end up being that bad.

A friend of my family has one of these devices because she has parkinsons. In her own words, "It gave her her life back." It's basically a pace maker or an electric regulator for your brain.

I never believed that the second amendment was about hunting, I thought it was a well known that it had to do with defensive matters.

Six · « **Reply #2317 on:** May 01, 2016, 06:26:35 am »

A lot of Americans seem to think the second amendment is also there to protect you from your own government, and that's the only reason it's there. I suppose that's only technically true since its there to protect you from everyone elses government too.

saltmummy626 · « **Reply #2318 on:** May 02, 2016, 07:07:28 pm »

Back onto pizza heresy, whats this shit about totinos pizza changing it's shape to square and raising the price by 25 cents? Apparently, it's the exact same amount of pizza, only square, more expensive, and with less expensive packaging that you cannot eat your pizza off of. (totinos pizzas are meant to be eaten off the box they come packaged in.)

For those of you not aware, and most of you should be, a totinos pizza is a frozen pizza about the size of a standard plate. It costs, anywhere from 1.00$ to 1.25$. The pizza itself takes almost no time to cook, and is deceptively delicious. It is the pizza with the best possible "quality to price to prep effort" ratio. More over, I don't believe there is a totinos pizza with pineapple, I will probably be proven wrong though.

Forrest · « **Reply #2319 on:** May 02, 2016, 07:19:53 pm »

I only ever eat Totinos pizza rolls anyways.

saltmummy626 · « **Reply #2320 on:** May 02, 2016, 08:29:15 pm »

Quote from: Forrest on May 02, 2016, 07:19:53 pm

I only ever eat Totinos pizza rolls anyways.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3VtpScHOrc

Chaosvolt · « **Reply #2321 on:** May 02, 2016, 09:18:54 pm »

They're basically just miniature hot pockets, what is wrong with you. D:

Forrest · « **Reply #2322 on:** May 02, 2016, 11:24:23 pm »

They're a lot different from Hot Pockets, actually.

I'm a freakin' junk food connoisseur. I know my junk food. And Totinos Pizza Rolls have a much different flavor and altogether texture compared to Hot Pockets, which are more crisp and flavorful. They're both pretty great, though.

Perigrin · « **Reply #2323 on:** May 03, 2016, 12:14:09 am »

Pizza rolls are great.
I would prefer cooking something to eating them, but a great "I don't wanna cook tonight" food.
And, speaking of pizza, I like sausage and onion pizzas. That shit is like the best two toppings.

saltmummy626 · « **Reply #2324 on:** May 03, 2016, 03:54:40 am »

Quote from: Perigrin on May 03, 2016, 12:14:09 am

And, speaking of pizza, I like sausage and onion pizzas. That shit is like the best two toppings.

A respectable combination. Have you tried bacon and chicken? It's decent with either the standard red sauce or that garlic white sauce.

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