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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2370 on: May 08, 2016, 12:00:23 pm »
If we're going back to heretical subjects, do not tempt me or I'll bring up dolphintits again, with a side order of sharktits. :V


Hotdog pizza crust?
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The emperor of HERESY perhaps!
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2371 on: May 08, 2016, 01:58:19 pm »
You had to do it. I blame you. o3o

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2372 on: May 08, 2016, 02:27:18 pm »
Was expecting sharktits, but not a shark with sharktits.
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
if utterly mad was any gayer, i'd shop here
I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.
Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2373 on: May 08, 2016, 03:12:56 pm »
Hotdog Pizza crust is the least heretical thing I've ever heard of, truly us mortals cannot understand the divine plans of one such as The Emperor Himself.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2374 on: May 08, 2016, 03:44:55 pm »
All you guys noticed was the hotdogs? You didn't notice the artificial crab meat and precooked shrimp? I am certain the emperor didn't condone this. Not as bad as pineapple I guess, but as we know simply being "not as heretical" doesn't mean that it isn't heresy.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2375 on: May 08, 2016, 10:18:56 pm »
I infact did not notice the artificial crab meat or the shrimp, neither of which have any place on a pizza. Clearly this is a clever deception by Slaanesh to tempt us into the dark grasp of Chaos.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2376 on: May 09, 2016, 02:49:18 am »
Was expecting sharktits, but not a shark with sharktits.

No one expects the shark-sharktit (shark2tit?) inquisition.

Hotdog Pizza crust is the least heretical thing I've ever heard of, truly us mortals cannot understand the divine plans of one such as The Emperor Himself.

Clearly this is a plot by Tzneach or however it's spelled to make the Pizza Inquisition implode.

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2377 on: May 09, 2016, 03:18:27 am »
Was expecting sharktits, but not a shark with sharktits.

No one expects the shark-sharktit (shark2tit?) inquisition.

Hotdog Pizza crust is the least heretical thing I've ever heard of, truly us mortals cannot understand the divine plans of one such as The Emperor Himself.

Clearly this is a plot by Tzneach or however it's spelled to make the Pizza Inquisition implode.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2378 on: May 09, 2016, 03:44:30 am »
This pizza offends Slaanesh! Things shall get Italian now!

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2379 on: May 09, 2016, 04:48:33 pm »
Now if you want something less heretical, I found this:

How is this alright? Because it's a pizza that comes with hotdogs, more specifically, pigs-in-a-blanket, and by "comes with" I mean that while they may be wrapped in the crust of the pizza, they are not actually ON the pizza, and so are not heretical. I don't like mustard though, but at least it isn't on the pizza. Not really a fan of the "pretzel" crust either.

I've been redirecting this thread back to the topic of pizza/heresy whenever it appeared to be drifting away from these two subjects.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2380 on: May 09, 2016, 07:09:38 pm »
I've been redirecting this thread back to the topic of pizza/heresy whenever it appeared to be drifting away from these two subjects.

You're gonna get moar sharktits if you keep railroading the thread. o3o

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2381 on: May 09, 2016, 09:42:41 pm »
New rule, heresey is punishable by a permanent ban, by order of The Inquisition.

I'm joking, probably, but The Inquisition isn't.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2382 on: May 09, 2016, 09:57:22 pm »
I've been redirecting this thread back to the topic of pizza/heresy whenever it appeared to be drifting away from these two subjects.
You're gonna get moar sharktits if you keep railroading the thread. o3o
What's that dragon? You like pineapple on pizza? But dragon thats...
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2383 on: May 10, 2016, 12:36:08 am »
Gimme jalapeņos on that pizza, not pineapple. D:

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2384 on: May 10, 2016, 11:59:51 am »
Now if you want something less heretical, I found this:

How is this alright? Because it's a pizza that comes with hotdogs, more specifically, pigs-in-a-blanket, and by "comes with" I mean that while they may be wrapped in the crust of the pizza, they are not actually ON the pizza, and so are not heretical. I don't like mustard though, but at least it isn't on the pizza. Not really a fan of the "pretzel" crust either.

I've been redirecting this thread back to the topic of pizza/heresy whenever it appeared to be drifting away from these two subjects.
Sounds to me like your trying to justify HERESY!
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
if utterly mad was any gayer, i'd shop here
I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.
Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable

 

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