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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3795 on: November 03, 2016, 07:44:24 pm »
You could extract raw sulfur from my tap water. ._.

You know what thaaat means. Make gunpowder. o3o
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3796 on: November 04, 2016, 12:15:24 am »
every pipe gun is loaded with bullets of cast random soft metals with a propellant composed of charcoal dust, sulfur refined from water drawn from an aquifer of volcanic ash, and ammonia nitrate annealed from fermented piss you've been saving in milk jugs for just such an occasion.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3797 on: November 04, 2016, 12:36:37 am »
every pipe gun is loaded with bullets of cast random soft metals with a propellant composed of charcoal dust, sulfur refined from water drawn from an aquifer of volcanic ash, and ammonia nitrate annealed from fermented piss you've been saving in milk jugs for just such an occasion.
That is some dedication right there...
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Abandon you post, abandon your homes, abandon all hope!

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Bitch,get out of the way!

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With the power of a phoenix I can proudly say everything is hand-grilled!!!

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Obstruction detected. Composition: Titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Probability of mission hindrance...0%!

...I wish for airborne rabies.

Granted. A giant box full of bats appears on your doorstep...

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3798 on: November 04, 2016, 01:43:40 am »
every pipe gun is loaded with bullets of cast random soft metals with a propellant composed of charcoal dust, sulfur refined from water drawn from an aquifer of volcanic ash, and ammonia nitrate annealed from fermented piss you've been saving in milk jugs for just such an occasion.
That is some dedication right there...
You act like you've never needed to make an improvised explosive device for the purpose of... reasons*. Everyone needs a crude piss fueled explosive device for... reasons*.
*-knocking over a shed with three garden gnomes glued to it. GODDAMNED GNOMES! *shakes fist*

Also I just noticed that the address bar says "/actual-last-man-posting-(this-is-my-baby-perigrin-)." The address bar is still using the original thread title. I guess that's to be expected, but it is interesting.
« Last Edit: November 04, 2016, 01:46:11 am by saltmummy626 »
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3799 on: November 04, 2016, 02:50:31 am »
Well that's still what the thread is actually called, pretty sure it'll revert to that if someone deletes the thread name.

On a related side note, I almost always use the forum on mobile and you have no idea how many times I've almost deleted this entire thread.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3800 on: November 04, 2016, 06:34:17 am »
Keep the launch codes away fom six, like reall far away...
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3801 on: November 04, 2016, 03:07:54 pm »
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3802 on: November 04, 2016, 10:47:37 pm »
Well that's still what the thread is actually called, pretty sure it'll revert to that if someone deletes the thread name.

On a related side note, I almost always use the forum on mobile and you have no idea how many times I've almost deleted this entire thread.
you must be extraordinarily careful not to hit the delete button, I'd probably have done it on accident. But then again I don't have a phone that can go online so...

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3803 on: November 05, 2016, 04:29:52 am »
So after month of being a neet I finnally found a job again! Stable internet here I come! Unless sone bullshit happens (has before with this employer) Im starting monday.
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With the power of a phoenix I can proudly say everything is hand-grilled!!!

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3804 on: November 05, 2016, 11:52:27 am »
Have Fun. :V

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3805 on: November 05, 2016, 12:44:47 pm »
Being a prooductive memeber of society is kinda new to me...
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With the power of a phoenix I can proudly say everything is hand-grilled!!!

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3806 on: November 05, 2016, 07:09:20 pm »
Well that's still what the thread is actually called, pretty sure it'll revert to that if someone deletes the thread name.

On a related side note, I almost always use the forum on mobile and you have no idea how many times I've almost deleted this entire thread.
you must be extraordinarily careful not to hit the delete button, I'd probably have done it on accident. But then again I don't have a phone that can go online so...
I've hit remove topic so many times and just panicked for a moment before carefully pressing cancel, one day I'm going to fuck up and there'll just be a thread of me explaining where this one went.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3807 on: November 05, 2016, 07:19:02 pm »
If that happens your offical tittle should be klutz...
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3808 on: November 05, 2016, 07:48:13 pm »
If that happens your offical tittle should be klutz...

tittle

How titillating.

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3809 on: November 05, 2016, 08:05:23 pm »
Pardonz me mr.grammarz füther...
Quote from: Soviet Commissar (COD WaW)
Abandon you post, abandon your homes, abandon all hope!

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Bitch,get out of the way!

Quote from: Fujiwara no Mokou link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIDxZMMjNTA
With the power of a phoenix I can proudly say everything is hand-grilled!!!

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Obstruction detected. Composition: Titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Probability of mission hindrance...0%!

...I wish for airborne rabies.

Granted. A giant box full of bats appears on your doorstep...
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