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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4935 on: April 15, 2017, 12:57:18 am »
anyone else having an issue with youtube where it takes a couple of seconds for the video to play after you load the page or skip forward or backward to loaded sections?

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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4936 on: April 15, 2017, 03:53:01 am »
anyone else having an issue with youtube where it takes a couple of seconds for the video to play after you load the page or skip forward or backward to loaded sections?
I had issues where it reloads by itself but that's it.
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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4937 on: April 15, 2017, 09:13:36 am »
What do I do when A. Am 15, B. Live in St. Paul, MN, C. Have strict, unfun parents, D. Have little money, and E. Want a gun?

Oh, easy.

Step 1: Go out and use your meager funds to acquire some really nice clothing. Split any change you have left into as thick of a wad of singles as you can.

Step 2: Drive or get a ride to Chicago. It's only like 400 miles away, which is considered walking distance in Canada, so I'll leave the details of how you'll do this up to you.

Step 3: Make your way over to West Englewood. Specifically, you'll wanna end up outside of a place called the Sexty Sex, which is just off west 65th. Since you made it 400 miles without help, I'm pretty sure you can find your way there.

Step 4: Now, they probably won't let you in the bar, so what you're gonna wanna do is pace back and forth outside. If it's earlier than 11 PM, do this in front of the bar. Otherwise, there is a small alley next to it you should focus on pacing.

Step 5: Whenever a customer comes out, ask them if they know where you can score some gear. Every time you ask someone this, make sure to flash your giant roll of singles - the key is to do so non-chalantly, while still being incautious and quick enough that the person you are talking to can't really tell you only have $60.

Step 6: Someone with a gun will be along shortly.

OR, I could send you one. Enabler that I am. It probably won't function properly. Probably. Tiny little semiautomatic pistol. Kinda of thing you could fit in a large wallet, or hide under your scrotum as a holdout when they search you at the casino. about four or five inches in length, holds 7 rounds plus 1 in the chamber. Tiny little german scrotum pistol filled with tiny little insect husks from those little worms that eat paper. OR, I could send you a .45 revolver with a slightly warped barrel. Every shot drifts hard to the left, so I don't use it anymore.
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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4938 on: April 16, 2017, 04:29:41 pm »
Never trust skeleton guns.

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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4940 on: April 17, 2017, 12:52:44 am »
Welp. Guess who's banned from the CDDA forums now?

not sure what I expected from fuck stick mcgee, a little maturity at least, but I'm not really surprised.

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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4941 on: April 17, 2017, 01:28:35 am »
That is the best example of the straw that broke the camel's back...such a minor thing too...
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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4942 on: April 17, 2017, 01:35:18 am »
And, well, snark aside entire point of that comment was that, despite The Almighty Granola Bar's comment implying it was intentionally lethal for realism reasons, I was saying I assumed it was purely an oversight. You know, NOT aimed towards being realistic?

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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4943 on: April 17, 2017, 02:49:43 am »
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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4944 on: April 17, 2017, 09:24:49 am »
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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4945 on: April 17, 2017, 11:08:11 am »
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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4946 on: April 17, 2017, 12:57:10 pm »
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OR, I could send you one. Enabler that I am. It probably won't function properly. Probably. Tiny little semiautomatic pistol. Kinda of thing you could fit in a large wallet, or hide under your scrotum as a holdout when they search you at the casino. about four or five inches in length, holds 7 rounds plus 1 in the chamber. Tiny little german scrotum pistol filled with tiny little insect husks from those little worms that eat paper. OR, I could send you a .45 revolver with a slightly warped barrel. Every shot drifts hard to the left, so I don't use it anymore.

1. Wouldn't I need a license? 2. Is it legal to mail a firearm? And 3. Wouldn't my parents be super angry?
Minus all of these things I would take the revolver if I could.
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« Reply #4947 on: April 17, 2017, 03:47:32 pm »
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OR, I could send you one. Enabler that I am. It probably won't function properly. Probably. Tiny little semiautomatic pistol. Kinda of thing you could fit in a large wallet, or hide under your scrotum as a holdout when they search you at the casino. about four or five inches in length, holds 7 rounds plus 1 in the chamber. Tiny little german scrotum pistol filled with tiny little insect husks from those little worms that eat paper. OR, I could send you a .45 revolver with a slightly warped barrel. Every shot drifts hard to the left, so I don't use it anymore.

1. Wouldn't I need a license? 2. Is it legal to mail a firearm? And 3. Wouldn't my parents be super angry?
Minus all of these things I would take the revolver if I could.
1. Depends on the gun's classification by the NFA and local laws.
2.As far as I know no, even with private sales transfers of firearms that are not done in person has to be done via an FFL. (Don't quote me)
3. Most probably.
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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4948 on: April 19, 2017, 04:53:34 am »
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1. Wouldn't I need a license? 2. Is it legal to mail a firearm? And 3. Wouldn't my parents be super angry?
1. Only if you tell people about it.
2. No :D. Which is why it would be sent one piece at a time.
3. Only if you tell them about it.
Minus all of these things I would take the revolver if I could.
The only pistol I have that I would have been willing to send is now gripless. Dogs do that when they chew on things. They also lost the receiver slide as well. You don't want it anyway. It was a non-functional piece of shit. I wasn't lying when I said it was full of those little fuzzy grub husks, and the spring in the receiver long ago snapped due to accidental tempering.
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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4949 on: April 19, 2017, 11:25:02 am »
Welp.

On another note, I posted mah face!
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