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Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
« Reply #1170 on: June 26, 2015, 07:07:59 am »
I voted other simply because I have no idea what could that be.


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Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
« Reply #1171 on: June 26, 2015, 09:16:51 am »
http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/dawn/world_ceres/

We can vote on what the strange shiny lights on Ceres are!


No option for "hidden alien city" or anything similar, 1/10 would not vote.
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Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
« Reply #1172 on: June 26, 2015, 11:24:54 am »
I hate to spoil Ceres buuut....

http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/23/us/feat-ceres-pyramid/

After reading this, I've realized. I don't really wanna meet any aliens.

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Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
« Reply #1173 on: June 26, 2015, 11:35:32 am »
I hate to spoil Ceres buuut....

http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/23/us/feat-ceres-pyramid/

After reading this, I've realized. I don't really wanna meet any aliens.
Proof aliens built the pyramids. :P
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
if utterly mad was any gayer, i'd shop here
I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.
Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable

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Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
« Reply #1174 on: June 26, 2015, 11:59:42 am »
Don't worry, we can always resort to thermonuclear warfare.

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Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
« Reply #1175 on: June 26, 2015, 12:55:06 pm »
Don't worry, we can always resort to thermonuclear warfare.

Against ourselves, go out in some style while fucking over the aliens. No one wastes our natural resources but us!

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Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
« Reply #1176 on: June 26, 2015, 02:56:03 pm »
Gay marriage is now legal in all 50 states in the US thanks to the supreme court ruling.

Who wants to get gay married?
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Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
« Reply #1177 on: June 26, 2015, 03:02:57 pm »
Gay marriage is now legal in all 50 states in the US thanks to the supreme court ruling.

Who wants to get gay married?

Don't you mean garried? GARY! HA-HA, GARY! G-G-GARY!

In all seriousness this is nice, its also funny seeing all the people shouting, "IMMA MOVING TO CANDA!" But they don't realize that its way more liberal there then here.

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Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
« Reply #1178 on: June 26, 2015, 03:07:32 pm »
Gay marriage is now legal in all 50 states in the US thanks to the supreme court ruling.

Who wants to get gay married?

Don't you mean garried? GARY! HA-HA, GARY! G-G-GARY!

In all seriousness this is nice, its also funny seeing all the people shouting, "IMMA MOVING TO CANDA!" But they don't realize that its way more liberal there then here.
Wait, people on the right who oppose gay marriage are yelling "imma move to canada" now? Man, that's great. If they wanna move to Canada, they should just vote Bernie Sanders into office. He'll give us all the socialism we need.
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Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
« Reply #1179 on: June 27, 2015, 12:46:02 am »
Don't you mean garried?
This really confused me for a minute because in the part of Britain I live in getting 'garried' means taking MDMA and being 'garried' means you're on MDMA. Don't ask me why, I'm not actually sure why we say it.

Although it's kind of funny because MDMA makes you really happy and originally gay meant happy. So your pun is even funnier to me.
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Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
« Reply #1180 on: June 27, 2015, 12:50:01 am »
Yay gay marriage!
Not surprised, but still a very good thing.
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Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
« Reply #1181 on: June 28, 2015, 11:26:05 pm »
Dharlbrach the Destroyer wondered if the country he had invaded with his legion of monstrosities were filled with mad men. He recalled how pathetically easy it was to sweep into the capital and annihilate this country's leaders. There was hardly any resistance. He even personally beheaded the "president" and presented his head to the masses. Instead of the fear and loathing he assumed would be on the faces of the people, he was met with cheers and revelry. Again, had he taken over a country of mad men?

As he looked over the notices of the various changes he was making to the infrastructure that would ensure he would have a suitable power base for his operations, he noticed one of his new servants, Cynthia if he recalled correctly, barge in carrying what appeared to be a pile of letters.

"You dare to disturb Dharlbrach the Destroyer?" he snarled at her, giving her a scowl that would have made his enemies in his last world urinate in their trousers.

Instead of being afraid, leaving him dumbfounded, Cynthia simply beamed happily and dropped the letters atop his desk. "I'm very sorry, your greatness, but these just arrived! They're letters from the school you set up not too far away."

Instead of waiting for him to reply, his servant (or "personal assistant" as Cynthia insisted) took one letter and cleanly opened it with a letter opening. Unfolding the contents within the envelop, she proudly displayed what looked like a picture of him in pastel as some sort of red stick figure with horns. Though a horrible portrait, Dharlbrach was content that his new slaves were already creating images in his honor. That was good.

"Dear Dharlbrach the Destroyer, thank you for getting rid of the big meanie. Now that you're here you made things better. My parents now work and make money that makes all my little sisters get the toys they want. Thank you, by Jon," Cynthia read aloud the letter.

Dharlbrach the Destroyer barked out in laughter. "Clever child! To invoke such sycophancy pleases me. He knows better than to make an enemy of Dharlbrach the Destroyer! Enemies tremble upon hearing my name!"

Dharlbrach the Destroyer was pleased. Though he thought the people of this world were mad, they had no objections when he made himself their monarch. Tis a strange place to be sure, but it was also a good one for this would-be demon conqueror.


This is what would happen if a third world country got invaded by some fantasy dark lord.
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Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
« Reply #1183 on: June 29, 2015, 08:56:48 pm »
Potato.
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Re: Gnitsop Nam Tsal
« Reply #1184 on: June 29, 2015, 09:42:26 pm »
Oh hey, where've you been? It's been a while since you've posted.
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