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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2220 on: April 23, 2016, 04:37:56 pm »
That at least is the proper kinda heretical. Thrice as many blowjobs? o3o
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2221 on: April 23, 2016, 04:45:32 pm »
Your fault for linking that to begin with. ;w;

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2222 on: April 23, 2016, 06:28:33 pm »
Not quite pineapple tits...


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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2223 on: April 23, 2016, 06:59:21 pm »
Could be worse. If it was sharktits... :V

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2224 on: April 23, 2016, 08:10:34 pm »
Dolphins are insane murder rapists with no conscience and a love of cruelty, I would prefer the shark.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2225 on: April 23, 2016, 09:48:27 pm »
Dolphins are insane murder rapists with no conscience and a love of cruelty, I would prefer the shark.

Extra heretical.

Sort of furry fetish, not too explicit but still NSFW
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Threw a spoiler warning on it, since this one is supposed to be kinda sexual, rather not accidentally open it in school or work - Six
« Last Edit: April 24, 2016, 02:49:23 am by Six »

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2226 on: April 24, 2016, 01:13:08 am »
I Bring to your attention the heresy of HERMAPHRODITIC MOSTLY HUMAN FOXGIRLS. KNOW MY FETISSHHHHHH
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2227 on: April 24, 2016, 02:21:03 am »
(Hey mostly human foxgirls are kinda pretty alright anyways)

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2228 on: April 24, 2016, 02:51:32 am »
I need The Emperor to cleanse my existence after witnessing all of this.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2229 on: April 24, 2016, 03:04:57 am »
Off current topic and also double posting but

Whoever can draw me the most detailed, beautiful picture of a penis will get sigged, it feels appropriate for the current theme of my sig
Although remember to put it behind a spoiler with a warning, just in case someone is browsing the forum in school.

I'd put this in the draw thread but dick humour feels more appropriate here.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2230 on: April 24, 2016, 03:15:58 am »


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Off current topic and also double posting but

Whoever can draw me the most detailed, beautiful picture of a penis will get sigged, it feels appropriate for the current theme of my sig
Although remember to put it behind a spoiler with a warning, just in case someone is browsing the forum in school.

I'd put this in the draw thread but dick humour feels more appropriate here.
The fuck?
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
if utterly mad was any gayer, i'd shop here
I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.
Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2231 on: April 24, 2016, 01:53:39 pm »
I knew I should've given that spoiler a fancy title just in case. Funny that dolphintits get to be free. o3o

I'd make more orkish jokes about all this slaaneshi heresy, but orks are supposed to be asexual anyway apparently.

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2232 on: April 24, 2016, 04:02:30 pm »
Italian stuff I guess
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2233 on: April 24, 2016, 04:10:08 pm »
¿Que? o3o

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2234 on: April 24, 2016, 04:24:00 pm »
Italian stuff I guess
Peregrine ha bisogno di andare in chiesa e di espiare i suoi peccati
What is this crazy heretic speak?

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Peregrine needs to go to church and to atone for his sins
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
if utterly mad was any gayer, i'd shop here
I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.
Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable

 

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