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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2235 on: April 24, 2016, 09:43:57 pm »
I made that last post while super tired and on medication, but I'll still sig a picture of a dick if someone draws one I suppose.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2236 on: April 24, 2016, 10:37:20 pm »
I wouldn't call that shark girl NSFW dragon. No nudity, and them clothes are not that scant. Fairly tame, all things considered.
as for dicks.... the person on the salem forums known as "Marp Tarpton" is a developer in charge of art. He recently returned from a very long vacation in which he visited the "phallological museum" in iceland. He claimed it was so he could "draw better dicks." without further ado, I give you the imgur gallery of all the pictures he took while visiting the museum named appropriately, "marps dick pics." If you are looking for dicks six, then this is the place.

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Theres also a picture in their of a complete map of the "expedition" server with all of the witch statues marked.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2237 on: April 25, 2016, 12:51:14 am »
So I finally just put my Tumblr in my profile because why not.

It's mostly guns and stupid stuff anyways.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2238 on: April 25, 2016, 02:13:47 am »
I wouldn't call that shark girl NSFW dragon. No nudity, and them clothes are not that scant. Fairly tame, all things considered.

I spoilered it initially due to regarding it as questionably furry, and plus I have a habit of spoilering large images anyway.

One of you lot added the additional "furry and technically NSFW" disclaimers. ;w;

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2239 on: April 25, 2016, 06:20:22 am »
Getting back into pizza, at least pineapple isn't as bad as these disgusting heretics that drown their pizza in salad dressing. I think we can prolly give these pineapple lovers a special dispensation as long as they aren't into the salad dressing garbage. If ya like both salad dressing and pineapple on your pizza, I'm sorry, but there is nothing I can do to help you. The castration wagon will be along shortly.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2240 on: April 25, 2016, 06:43:05 am »
While i occasionally enjoy the pineapple, I am infact a fan of glorious pepperoni, and adding any sauces non-tomato to this delicious pie is a horrid affair! sordid is the state of things when we apply *Gasp* DRESSING to our PIZZA! who in the hell does that disgusting shite?
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2241 on: April 25, 2016, 08:19:04 am »
Getting back into pizza, at least pineapple isn't as bad as these disgusting heretics that drown their pizza in salad dressing. I think we can prolly give these pineapple lovers a special dispensation as long as they aren't into the salad dressing garbage. If ya like both salad dressing and pineapple on your pizza, I'm sorry, but there is nothing I can do to help you. The castration wagon will be along shortly.
I only like ranch on cheese and pepperoni. Other ones don't really fit well with the flavor.. although pineapple and ranch might be a nice balance of sweet and savory.. hmmn. I won't lie, I am a man of odd tastes, and like to try anything to see how the flavors mix together (Often to the displeasure of others :p) . Anyways ranch is more liked on just the crust then the pizza itself.

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2242 on: April 25, 2016, 08:49:07 am »
Getting back into pizza, at least pineapple isn't as bad as these disgusting heretics that drown their pizza in salad dressing. I think we can prolly give these pineapple lovers a special dispensation as long as they aren't into the salad dressing garbage. If ya like both salad dressing and pineapple on your pizza, I'm sorry, but there is nothing I can do to help you. The castration wagon will be along shortly.
Are there truly people so depraved as to put salad shit on pizza?
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2243 on: April 25, 2016, 09:00:18 am »
I wouldn't call that shark girl NSFW dragon. No nudity, and them clothes are not that scant. Fairly tame, all things considered.

I spoilered it initially due to regarding it as questionably furry, and plus I have a habit of spoilering large images anyway.

One of you lot added the additional "furry and technically NSFW" disclaimers. ;w;

Just going to say that it is kind of NSFW in that it might cause you some trouble depending on workplace, but even I don't see how it's too bad. Just pointing out that it might get you in trouble, so pointing out the fact is kind of a good thing. Just my opinion though.

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2244 on: April 25, 2016, 01:12:15 pm »
I generally don't slather dressing on my pizza, yeah. I might dip the end bits in caesar dressing or something on occasion, but who needs anything more than black pepper (SOMETIMES red pepper) and rarely parmesan on the pizza itself? o3o

And yeah, maybe I should've at least added a "risque" warning of some kind, because the practice of spoilering large images is common enough that you can't readily tell why it's spoilered. :V

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2245 on: April 25, 2016, 05:06:17 pm »
Eat the pizza plain, melt butter with garlic powder for the crust if I feel like, but usually just eat it all plain.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2246 on: April 25, 2016, 07:53:47 pm »
Lessons learned today:

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2. Hemming sheet metal is fucking tedious.

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2247 on: April 25, 2016, 07:56:37 pm »
So, honestly, I'm looking at the other revolvers in the same inventory as the old .38 I was looking at, and I'm pretty interested in the North American Arms one. It's interchangeable between .22 Magnum and Long Rifle, and apparently the Speer .22 Magnum Short Barrel Gold Dot Hollow Points have pretty good stopping power for their size.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2248 on: April 25, 2016, 08:07:21 pm »
Getting back into pizza, at least pineapple isn't as bad as these disgusting heretics that drown their pizza in salad dressing. I think we can prolly give these pineapple lovers a special dispensation as long as they aren't into the salad dressing garbage. If ya like both salad dressing and pineapple on your pizza, I'm sorry, but there is nothing I can do to help you. The castration wagon will be along shortly.
Are there truly people so depraved as to put salad shit on pizza?
Bubbadoo apparently. Better throw him in solitary confinement in "the heresy barrel" while perigrin gets let off easy with a simple whipping. I can understand dipping just the crust, it's the whole pizza that is the problem. It's the "slather this disgusting salad dressing all over this perfectly good pizza" that is the real issue. Almost everyone in my highschool did this shit. Fuckers would drown their pizza in salad dressing like they were starving and the only way to get all the nutrients they needed was to eat all the food all at once. They didn't dip the shit. They would just dump it on the pizza like fucking pigs.

Eat the pizza plain, melt butter with garlic powder for the crust if I feel like, but usually just eat it all plain.
That's some good stuff perigrin. Garlic butter on pizza crust is almost expected by myself. I'm gonna mark your whipping down to a light paddling for your show of good taste in crust.

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damn right.

So, honestly, I'm looking at the other revolvers in the same inventory as the old .38 I was looking at, and I'm pretty interested in the North American Arms one. It's interchangeable between .22 Magnum and Long Rifle, and apparently the Speer .22 Magnum Short Barrel Gold Dot Hollow Points have pretty good stopping power for their size.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2249 on: April 25, 2016, 08:38:48 pm »
Webley revolvers are pretty great. But most of them are antiques. And antiques are expensive.
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