except for the part (in my case) where you havn't done steams bullshit double-authorization and have to wait several days for the giving of a trading card to be given the 'ok' by steams servers.
In terms of pizza pic heresy, I'd say the pineapple shaped pizza is heretical, but only in the most pathetic sense. The melting pizza is a result of thawing out a frozen pizza before trying to bake it, a mistake any pizza novice could make, but a rather embarrassing and easy to prevent simply by reading the directions on the box. Not heresy, but certainly negative in the eyes of the pizza emperor.