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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2340 on: May 05, 2016, 11:46:36 am »
Yesss, submit to the rapepizza.

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2341 on: May 05, 2016, 11:56:26 am »
I do love me some rapepizza in the morning.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2342 on: May 05, 2016, 12:05:32 pm »
It's official, the Pizza Inquisition has gotten weird.

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2343 on: May 05, 2016, 01:32:37 pm »
Off topic, but Steam WTF have done to selling cards?
I now have verify selling them one by one by an e-mail for each individual one, which means I need to log in to steam in my browser as well as the client, stuff can be delayed for 15 days before it can be sold, all tedious extra shit for like 0.05 per card.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2344 on: May 05, 2016, 01:47:03 pm »
Is it bad that I haven't really been giving a flying fuck about the cards? I get cards while playing things, proceed to not really give a shit, and sometimes give them to the few friends that actually trade them. :V

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2345 on: May 05, 2016, 02:21:55 pm »
except for the part (in my case) where you havn't done steams bullshit double-authorization and have to wait several days for the giving of a trading card to be given the 'ok' by steams servers.

In terms of pizza pic heresy, I'd say the pineapple shaped pizza is heretical, but only in the most pathetic sense. The melting pizza is a result of thawing out a frozen pizza before trying to bake it, a mistake any pizza novice could make, but a rather embarrassing and easy to prevent simply by reading the directions on the box. Not heresy, but certainly negative in the eyes of the pizza emperor.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2346 on: May 05, 2016, 02:26:09 pm »
Not heresy, but certainly negative in the eyes of the pizza emperor.

So basically instead you get shot by the pizza commissar?

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2347 on: May 05, 2016, 02:37:00 pm »
Yeah, pretty much.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2348 on: May 05, 2016, 10:53:06 pm »
I don't quite know why (other than my newfound fascination with tanks and armor).

But now I have an obsession with designing and building a fully-functioning model tank solely for use in an airsoft game.

I have very basic ideas for the subsystems of the tank itself--like the main gun, the turret, the potential chassis--but I still have to come up with "how" methods on actually acquiring the parts and materials I'd need to make it into a usable plan, and then working out said plan to fit within at least a dozen different design constraints (most importantly limiting size and speed) to be able to actually construct the plans into a functioning prototype.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2349 on: May 06, 2016, 12:44:36 am »
Madness, build a scaled-down Abrams (or maybe a Merkava) complete with adorable tiny main gun.

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2350 on: May 06, 2016, 12:51:00 am »
Or go halfway and build a WWI tank.

Complete with cast iron German trench armor.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2351 on: May 06, 2016, 12:58:35 am »
I second Forrests idea.
Also, I own a 1/32nd scale panzer 3 that shoot airsoft pellets. Cool as fuck.
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2352 on: May 06, 2016, 11:29:37 am »
A mini-Renault would be fucking adorable.

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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2353 on: May 06, 2016, 05:34:08 pm »
But can you put it on pizza?
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Re: Last Inquisitor Posting (HERESY)
« Reply #2354 on: May 06, 2016, 06:35:30 pm »
Madness, build a scaled-down Abrams (or maybe a Merkava) complete with adorable tiny main gun.
I was actually thinking about sizing the main gun so it can fire Nerf footballs (the ones with fins on them) as "anti-tank" shells to eliminate enemy vehicles as per field rules, and then just attaching a standard airsoft M16 alongside to act as the coaxial machine-gun. Or, making shells of the same diameter as the Nerf round, put a plastic wad into the new shell, and fill the wad with pellets to make that round work like canister shot.

Yes, I am aiming for a very ambitious project.

Or go halfway and build a WWI tank.

Complete with cast iron German trench armor.
Considering that most WWI tanks generally had the engine sitting in the same compartment as the crew, I don't think I'd want to do that. Plus, the lack of a turreted main gun seems less entertaining IMO.
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