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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4830 on: March 02, 2017, 09:19:00 pm »
In case it ever becomes relevant to anyone else, you cannot induce a forum imploding paradox by having a censored word be replaced with another censored word that is supposed to be replaced by the initial censored word.

Which, in retrospect, is probably good.
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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4831 on: March 02, 2017, 10:11:56 pm »
Hm? Oh yeah. That was me. Like a month ago. Not sure why orderwatt doesn't capitalize. Hm.

Anyway. Bans all around for circumventing the word filters.

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« Reply #4832 on: March 05, 2017, 09:14:13 am »
A night of nights. Of accusations and comradery. Of vampires, werewolves, and other creatures of the night.

Thought a man stole my bells, apologized profusely for accusing him of stealing my bells when I noticed that they had simply slid down the door and out of sight.

A new night creature appears! The "Sleeping bag lady." She suddenly appearated in the doorway, carrying a pillow and clad in slippers, boxer shorts, a sweatshirt, and a sleeping bag. She fidgets and babbles uncontrollably. She bought a bunch of food, placed it on the table at the back and then bought a bunch more food. She threw things on the floor all over the place and then ate her food. A  lone traveler entered, seeking shelter from the heavy rain and sleet outside, and also to purchase cigarettes. THE SLEEPING BAG LADY STRIKES! She takes offense at his very presence in the building and decides to leave, before doing so though, she buys even more food and hurls insult at the innocent traveler. He asks her if she is alright, to which she flips her shit at him and vanishes into the morning darkness and driving storm.

The traveler and I pass some time discussing various things as he waits for his phone to charge enough so that he might pass a message to his friend for a ride home. He is stranded in town after being left behind by said friends. He talks about his kids and how he didn't get to spend any time with them this weekend, as his ex-wife had decided that he simply didn't need to see them, and decided not to tell him so. He introduces himself and thanks me profusely for allowing him to charge his phone, it's the least I can do after the sleeping bag lady spat her vitriol at him, and also the least I can do in exchange for his inadvertently driving her out, making it so I didn't have to throw her out later.

A man smelling strongly of smoke, and wearing the clothing you usually see adorning the paid rioters on the news, buys some cigarettes, refuses to leave his metal club outside. As long as he doesn't make trouble and his money and ID are good, I won't put up too much of a fuss about it.

A woman with a bag stuffed with charging cables of various type and length spends two hours in the store buying scratch tickets. Sometimes, she would leave for awhile and then come back to play some more.

Four people stuffed into a tiny car. All of them are covered in piercings and tattoos. Thought it was four men, it was actually 3 men and a woman with a half shaved head. They completely ignore the rest of the store in favor of the scratch machine, which they spend huge amounts of money on. They have nice knives, but the handles are all obnoxious in the extreme.
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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4833 on: March 05, 2017, 03:40:59 pm »
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4834 on: March 05, 2017, 08:45:28 pm »
A night of nights. Of accusations and comradery. Of vampires, werewolves, and other creatures of the night.

Thought a man stole my bells, apologized profusely for accusing him of stealing my bells when I noticed that they had simply slid down the door and out of sight.

A new night creature appears! The "Sleeping bag lady." She suddenly appearated in the doorway, carrying a pillow and clad in slippers, boxer shorts, a sweatshirt, and a sleeping bag. She fidgets and babbles uncontrollably. She bought a bunch of food, placed it on the table at the back and then bought a bunch more food. She threw things on the floor all over the place and then ate her food. A  lone traveler entered, seeking shelter from the heavy rain and sleet outside, and also to purchase cigarettes. THE SLEEPING BAG LADY STRIKES! She takes offense at his very presence in the building and decides to leave, before doing so though, she buys even more food and hurls insult at the innocent traveler. He asks her if she is alright, to which she flips her shit at him and vanishes into the morning darkness and driving storm.

The traveler and I pass some time discussing various things as he waits for his phone to charge enough so that he might pass a message to his friend for a ride home. He is stranded in town after being left behind by said friends. He talks about his kids and how he didn't get to spend any time with them this weekend, as his ex-wife had decided that he simply didn't need to see them, and decided not to tell him so. He introduces himself and thanks me profusely for allowing him to charge his phone, it's the least I can do after the sleeping bag lady spat her vitriol at him, and also the least I can do in exchange for his inadvertently driving her out, making it so I didn't have to throw her out later.

A man smelling strongly of smoke, and wearing the clothing you usually see adorning the paid rioters on the news, buys some cigarettes, refuses to leave his metal club outside. As long as he doesn't make trouble and his money and ID are good, I won't put up too much of a fuss about it.

A woman with a bag stuffed with charging cables of various type and length spends two hours in the store buying scratch tickets. Sometimes, she would leave for awhile and then come back to play some more.

Four people stuffed into a tiny car. All of them are covered in piercings and tattoos. Thought it was four men, it was actually 3 men and a woman with a half shaved head. They completely ignore the rest of the store in favor of the scratch machine, which they spend huge amounts of money on. They have nice knives, but the handles are all obnoxious in the extreme.

*slow clap*

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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4835 on: March 07, 2017, 01:19:35 pm »

The old king of general discussion is back. '3'

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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4836 on: March 07, 2017, 03:38:21 pm »
The not cute shark returns to be old at everybody. oεo
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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4837 on: March 07, 2017, 04:03:29 pm »
>Old
>Only 18 and a half.

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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4838 on: March 07, 2017, 04:14:33 pm »
Says the cute shark that's probably the only forum regular there now that's been there since the beginning.

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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4839 on: March 08, 2017, 10:54:22 pm »
So. How 'bout them Lakers? They're sure a sports team, eh? Out of all the teams in that league, I'm pretty sure they're one of them.
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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4840 on: March 08, 2017, 11:06:20 pm »
Did I miss some derp? :V

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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4841 on: March 09, 2017, 03:09:16 am »
Nope. Just nothing much to talk about I guess.
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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4842 on: March 09, 2017, 07:04:32 am »
So, you guys think China might try to increase coal production or that they're more likely to try and import coal now that they've cut off Korea's supply?

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« Reply #4843 on: March 09, 2017, 08:08:03 am »
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So, you guys think China might try to increase coal production or that they're more likely to try and import coal now that they've cut off Korea's supply?
Isn't china supposed to be a huge producer of solar power?
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4844 on: March 09, 2017, 11:52:35 am »
Probably a drop in the pond, really. China has some of the world's largest coal reserves, and is the world's largest coal producer. Compared to how much they import from other places (and considering they saw a 25% increase in imports over the course of 2016), I'm pretty sure how ever many tons they were pulling out of the peninsula is pretty irrelevant compared to to native production and imports from elsewhere.


Personally, I have a lot of trouble believing the "reduce our coal dependency by 50% by 2040" line China gives. Statements like this, no matter who's making them, always seem to assume energy requirements can be measured in a vacuum without regard for the effect things like population, technology, and so on. Pretty sure they'll be reliant on it due to the realities of their massive power requirements until something else that's equally cheap comes along.


I don't know how legit this is, but it's interesting.

https://www.prlog.org/12613870-new-similar-experiments-dramatically-achieve-rainer-plaga-suggestion-to-prove-parallel-universes.html
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