Utterly Mad

unless you are trying accommodate a massive pair of testicles or hiding a secret booze pouch, your pants are far too large.

Fingering techniques are very important

Using guns while sober? Sounds like you're a coward.

Yes, little hats for every noodle.

Everyone is forks it seems.

I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.

I am always right when shark dicks are involved.

If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.

Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.

if utterly mad was any gayer, i'd shop here

I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.

Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable

unless you are trying accommodate a massive pair of testicles or hiding a secret booze pouch, your pants are far too large.