****, I finished my Dr. Pepper.
Why live.
Because you can buy more to fuel your Dr. Pepper addiction.
IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE RHODRI, YOU CAN'T JU-
oh i have more in the fridge
okay cool
back to monster hunter
Once you hit the pepper you can't stop, your teeth will corrode, your hair will lose its sheen, your skin will be blemished as the delicious chemicals seep their way into your blood. Speaking of blood, it'll become Dr. Pepper, your heart will pump Dr. Pepper, all your liquids will be Dr. Pepper and its variants.
You'll look like a meth addict once the Pepper isn't enough, you'll move onto Mtn Dew for the next fizzy high.
PEPPER. NOT. EVEN. ONCE.
You you like to be a pepper too?