inspired by a conversation me and Stopsignal had, post any insane, apeshit, awesome or funny stories of family and friends here. I'll start us off with the story of my friend cutting a good deal of his index finger off. he was trying to open a bottle of woodglue with a glass stopper in it. it wouldnt twist off, and he couldnt pull it off, so he decided that the smart course of action was to get a survival knife and pry it open. so, he was levering it open, the top popped off, and his hand slipped, and he GOUGED A MASSIVE SLASH into his finger. so, he drops it all, he is home alone, so what does he do? what, call someone? that would be smart/normal. no, he grabbed a bunch of paper towels, duct taped them to his hand, and sat on the couch staring at it until his mom got home 3 hours later. his bloodloss filled mind thought that his mom would be mad at him for making her come home from a meeting, so he didnt call. turns out he lost a MASSIVE (a pint i think?) amount of blood, and was barely awake. still has a nasty scar there. his mom had this to say about the whole ordeal. "so, you had the presence of mind to google how to make an improvised bandage for a large hand wound, make the bandage and apply it, and celan up the bloodspills, but not to call anyone?"