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« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2015, 08:36:08 am »
I'm surprised you people haven't gotten yourselves killed yet. :P

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« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2015, 10:03:38 am »
When I was about, maybe six-ish, we had two Scottish Highland Westies, the little white fluffy dogs and a Yorkshire Terrirer, an even smaller fluffy little shit.
Now one of the Westies was in heat, although she was quite old by this point, and we had her in the bathroom at this point to keep her away from the Terrier, but as I tried to get into the bathroom the Terrier ran past me and he and the Westie started fighting. Me being a six year old didn't understand that even though these were tiny dogs, they were still quite dangerous to my also tiny self, so while trying to grab them and pull them apart I got bit by the Westie, I knew she never meant it because her eyes were closed when she bit me, but she got my thumb and bit down as hard as she could and backed herself up into a corner, pulling my thumb with her, except just my thumb went with her for the most part.

As soon as she opened her eyes and saw what she'd done both dogs stopped fighting and went and hid in the corner, I'm guessing they understood that they just fucked up, with my thumb hanging off, only attached to me by a few small bits of skin and tendon, I rushed out to my brother and went the hospital. I never went to the therapy to regain the full use of my thumb and it still looks really messed up, it's also shorter than my other thumb now and slightly bent in a weird angle, it also started growing two nails on top of each other on my thumb but they're hard enough together that I can actually sharpen them and use my thumb as a really effective knife for about a week before it needs sharpening again.
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Re: Apeshit True Stories
« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2015, 10:04:17 am »
I realise this thread has mostly become "How did you fuck up and injure yourself"
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« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2015, 10:46:44 am »
My fingernails are so tough I can't chew through them. They also sharpen themselves, so one time I scratched a guy and laid open his whole back. It would have been awesome if it had left a scar.
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« Reply #19 on: March 17, 2015, 11:23:28 am »
The funny thing about me nearly losing my thumb is that afterwards we got rid of those dogs to a family friend and got two Rottweilers, got an American Bulldog that'd been abused as a puppy and a Staffordshire Terrier a while after that too.
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Re: Apeshit True Stories
« Reply #20 on: March 17, 2015, 12:42:08 pm »
Although it sounds lame, I did have a pretty huge nosebleed once. And by huge, I mean huge - and the circumstances made it even worse.

So I was about 9, and was on holiday in Egypt. I was chillin' in the pool playing with an inflatable ball as you do, and the ball lightly bopped my nose. By lightly I mean it literally just stroked my nose, and it was one of those practically weightless inflatable balls.

Because logic, this caused my right nostril to suddenly spurt blood in crazy amounts. Usually this wouldn't have been that bad, but I was in a swimming pool. Blood was mixing in with the pool water, and there wasn't any tissue paper nearby to staunch the flow. Because my whole body was wet, using my arm to stop the flow didn't do much; the blood just ran down the water. I'm pretty sure the pool had to be evacuated because of all the blood.

I was hurried to a hospital in my swimshorts, leaving a trail of blood behind me. Like literally, so much fking blood was coming from my nose I couldn't even. I eventually recovered thanks to doctors giving me some sort of nasal bandage thingy that I had to wear for two days for some reason. I remember feeling ill and getting blurry vision because of how much blood I lost. It was insane.

All this because of a god-damned inflatable ball.

Thankfully the problem was addressed; nowadays my right nostril has been cauterized in a certain area (don't know the medical term) so I won't have to go through another bloodflood again. Taking out the clot after a huge nosebleed is still a really satisfying thing I somewhat miss though.
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« Reply #21 on: March 17, 2015, 12:56:35 pm »
The most desperate time of my life was when I was with an inflatable thing in my waist that kept me afloat in a pool. I was 6 or 7, I guess. Then it turned around and my legs were in the air, hahaha. Sounds funny but I was scared to death of drowning.

Anyways, I may have really fucked up stories, but I never had any injury at all. And my family either aparte from lame things. So yep.

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« Reply #22 on: March 17, 2015, 01:04:50 pm »
I have had absolutely no major injuries.

Unless you count owning a cat as a severe injury.    Then I have.

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« Reply #23 on: March 17, 2015, 01:05:54 pm »
Damn, then I had so many.
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Re: How did you fuck up and injure yourself
« Reply #24 on: March 17, 2015, 08:36:37 pm »
Owning a cat is always a severe injury.
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Re: How did you fuck up and injure yourself
« Reply #25 on: March 17, 2015, 10:32:53 pm »
I shot myself in the hand with a ricochet one time. It's not really a funny story, but there's a moral in there somewhere.



That moral would probably be that doctors in the north are broke enough to not report gunshot wounds if you slip them $275.
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Re: How did you fuck up and injure yourself
« Reply #26 on: March 18, 2015, 12:04:44 pm »
Me and a friend (Same one that stabbed me in the arm) had steel toe work boots on out in a field, decided to shoot each other in the foot with a .32 air rifle, seemed pretty harmless.
One ricocheted off my boot and hit me in the arm, it really hurt.

No gory story or anything, it just kinda hurt and was a really bad idea because it could've hit me in the eye. Remember kids, don't shoot your friends
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Re: How did you fuck up and injure yourself
« Reply #27 on: March 18, 2015, 12:09:23 pm »
When I was younger I accidentally shot myself in the eye with a plastic plane. I wore an eyepatch for a week.
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Re: How did you fuck up and injure yourself
« Reply #28 on: March 18, 2015, 02:12:15 pm »
wen i was 10,i was walking down the stairs of my home,they were made of wood but at the top its made of ceramic,it was raning and i was cheking my Collection of Base ball cards till i dint see were i was going and i slip and fell down the stairs making my Cards Fly and well...i just rolle down the stairs snaping my midle left finger and Lots of bruises and Scratches,......and i lost most of my cards because of the rain

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Re: How did you fuck up and injure yourself
« Reply #29 on: March 18, 2015, 02:35:16 pm »
That perma ban on DDA has injured me emotionally.

 

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