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Terrible jokes here
« on: October 26, 2016, 07:16:04 am »
Don't know if made already, but whatever.

Post yer good, bad, amazing, terrible, corny, and punny jokes here.

Here's some!
What do you need to catch a microbial fish?
A Leeuwenhoek!

Did you hear about the guy that robbed the bank with a plunger?
He was shit outta luck!

That's all I got for now, post away fourumites!
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Re: Terrible jokes here
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2016, 01:17:10 pm »
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are both on a boat. It starts sinking, and it's almost certain that if they stay there, they will drown. Who gets saved?

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Re: Terrible jokes here
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2016, 08:22:11 pm »
What's a difference between a Boy Scout and a Jewish person?

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Re: Terrible jokes here
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2016, 03:53:28 am »
Why was the five year old from a third world country crying?
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Why'd Little Johnny fall down the stairs?
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Re: Terrible jokes here
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2016, 08:30:16 pm »
I used to know a shitton of dead baby jokes, but I forgot them as time and circumstance never provided an opportunity to use them.

Something I do remember though...

What's the difference between michael jackson and a shopping bag? (terribly out of date, I know)

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Re: Terrible jokes here
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2016, 07:08:24 am »
A Nazi walked into a BAR...
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Re: Terrible jokes here
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2016, 02:21:16 pm »
Quote from: Noctifer on November 05, 2016, 07:08:24 am
A Nazi walked into a BAR...

Ok, I giggled a little at that.

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

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Re: Terrible jokes here
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2016, 02:30:18 pm »
Whats the difference between adolf hitler an olymlic runner?
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