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Blitz's AMA
« on: September 12, 2016, 07:36:04 pm »
Might as well get it out of the way since everyone that's at least somewhat active has one.
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Re: Blitz's AMA
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2016, 03:46:27 pm »
Who are you waging your Blitzkrieg against?
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Re: Blitz's AMA
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2016, 04:07:54 pm »
What are the advantages of using butts in the theater of operations vs. something more conventional, such as a tank or mechanized infantry?
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Re: Blitz's AMA
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2016, 04:28:05 pm »
Quote from: saltmummy626 on September 13, 2016, 03:46:27 pm
Who are you waging your Blitzkrieg against?
Anything Trump related.

Quote from: ApatheticExcuse on September 13, 2016, 04:07:54 pm
What are the advantages of using butts in the theater of operations vs. something more conventional, such as a tank or mechanized infantry?
Surprise factor. Tell me, If you were an enemy soldier, waiting for orders when you see hundreds of sentient butt monsters charging at you?
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Re: Blitz's AMA
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2016, 05:07:38 pm »
How does a sentient butt monster deal with the realities of modern combat such as cruise missiles, tactical airstrikes, and armoured divisions?
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Re: Blitz's AMA
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2016, 06:45:33 pm »
What advantages do you think a Blitzkrieg of Butts offer you vs using Ninja Butts?
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Re: Blitz's AMA
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2016, 06:57:37 pm »
Quote from: ApatheticExcuse on September 13, 2016, 05:07:38 pm
How does a sentient butt monster deal with the realities of modern combat such as cruise missiles, tactical airstrikes, and armoured divisions?
Because butts.

Quote from: Six on September 13, 2016, 06:45:33 pm
What advantages do you think a Blitzkrieg of Butts offer you vs using Ninja Butts?
Blitzkriegs are best way to attack, The forces come in hard and fast, relentlessly pounding the enemy into submission.
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Are we in need of an unfortunate accident involving a sound system and an errant 120mm shell?

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Re: Blitz's AMA
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2016, 05:49:35 pm »
Who is your animal crossing waifu?
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Quote from: SiegeLion on December 01, 2015, 07:48:24 pm
Fingering techniques are very important
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Using guns while sober? Sounds like you're a coward.
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Yes, little hats for every noodle.
Quote from: Random_Dragon on November 06, 2016, 02:27:14 pm
Everyone is forks it seems.
"Everything is fucked forever, and ever, and ever." -Forrest 2016

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Re: Blitz's AMA
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2016, 06:07:53 pm »
Quote from: saltmummy626 on September 14, 2016, 05:49:35 pm
Who is your animal crossing waifu?
Don't play it.
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Are we in need of an unfortunate accident involving a sound system and an errant 120mm shell?

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Re: Blitz's AMA
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2016, 11:34:05 pm »
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Quote from: SiegeLion on December 01, 2015, 07:48:24 pm
Fingering techniques are very important
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Using guns while sober? Sounds like you're a coward.
Quote from: Random_Dragon on June 27, 2016, 09:21:03 pm
Yes, little hats for every noodle.
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Everyone is forks it seems.
"Everything is fucked forever, and ever, and ever." -Forrest 2016

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Re: Blitz's AMA
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2016, 08:32:04 pm »
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Quote from: Mrnocamera on April 22, 2016, 01:58:18 am
Every tuba you touch melts into cats.

Quote from: Gnorse (From CDDA Forum) on November 12, 2016, 11:03:05 am
How the fuck do you dream in ASCII?

Quote from: Sir Loin of Beef
Are we in need of an unfortunate accident involving a sound system and an errant 120mm shell?

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Re: Blitz's AMA
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2016, 04:54:44 pm »
Blitz, ya wanna come die adventure in space with us in my increasingly complicated RP?
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Re: Blitz's AMA
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2016, 08:38:38 pm »
What is the aerodynamic coefficient of a standard butt?
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I'm really just a sexy skeleton in a suit.
Quote from: SiegeLion on December 01, 2015, 07:48:24 pm
Fingering techniques are very important
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Using guns while sober? Sounds like you're a coward.
Quote from: Random_Dragon on June 27, 2016, 09:21:03 pm
Yes, little hats for every noodle.
Quote from: Random_Dragon on November 06, 2016, 02:27:14 pm
Everyone is forks it seems.
"Everything is fucked forever, and ever, and ever." -Forrest 2016

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Re: Blitz's AMA
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2016, 11:45:09 pm »
Quote from: ApatheticExcuse on September 16, 2016, 04:54:44 pm
Blitz, ya wanna come die adventure in space with us in my increasingly complicated RP?
Just posted my bio!

Quote from: saltmummy626 on September 16, 2016, 08:38:38 pm
What is the aerodynamic coefficient of a standard butt?

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Quote from: Mrnocamera on April 22, 2016, 01:58:18 am
Every tuba you touch melts into cats.

Quote from: Gnorse (From CDDA Forum) on November 12, 2016, 11:03:05 am
How the fuck do you dream in ASCII?

Quote from: Sir Loin of Beef
Are we in need of an unfortunate accident involving a sound system and an errant 120mm shell?

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Re: Blitz's AMA
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2016, 12:36:53 am »
Huzzah and shit!
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