Women's Fashion magazines cant touch me, im too fabulous, and depends on the science, if we're building a flesh or blood golem i'll gladly donate, provided i get to become a lych as part of the deal.
As the resident necromancer, I can do that for you. Except the lich part. Lichdom is an incredibly expensive and dangerous process, especially since wilson likes to go through all the small boxes and bags looking for candy and Random_Dragon (being a dragon after all) has a habit of making off with all the valuable or important "treasure." Judging by your bone density though, how would you like to be involved in the "Helldozer" project?

I can't promise full sapience, but I can make sure at least 67.8% of your original personality remains in tact. Also, any stylistic choices are entirely yours.