Author Topic: Introduce yourself (Read 10966 times)

saltmummy626 · « **Reply #255 on:** April 06, 2016, 09:31:55 pm »

Quote from: Solathon on April 06, 2016, 01:45:44 am

Hi, I'm Sydney, I know several of the people here, you know who you are, And i'm here to do stuff and things and chill, so uh, yeah, sup?

About how much sun do you get in a day and exactly how dense is your skeletal structure? I'll need you to sign some waivers, but that can wait.

Solathon · « **Reply #256 on:** April 06, 2016, 10:14:56 pm »

Entirely too little sun based on what my dermatologist says about my psoriasis, and just dense enough to sink in mercury, any other questions?

Six · « **Reply #257 on:** April 07, 2016, 09:15:04 am »

Do you subscribe to any women's fashion magazines and if so, do you consent to donating your organs to "science"

Solathon · « **Reply #258 on:** April 07, 2016, 10:53:26 am »

Women's Fashion magazines cant touch me, im too fabulous, and depends on the science, if we're building a flesh or blood golem i'll gladly donate, provided i get to become a lych as part of the deal.

saltmummy626 · « **Reply #259 on:** April 08, 2016, 01:16:29 am »

Quote from: Solathon on April 07, 2016, 10:53:26 am

Women's Fashion magazines cant touch me, im too fabulous, and depends on the science, if we're building a flesh or blood golem i'll gladly donate, provided i get to become a lych as part of the deal.

As the resident necromancer, I can do that for you. Except the lich part. Lichdom is an incredibly expensive and dangerous process, especially since wilson likes to go through all the small boxes and bags looking for candy and Random_Dragon (being a dragon after all) has a habit of making off with all the valuable or important "treasure." Judging by your bone density though, how would you like to be involved in the "Helldozer" project?

I can't promise full sapience, but I can make sure at least 67.8% of your original personality remains in tact. Also, any stylistic choices are entirely yours.

Forrest · « **Reply #260 on:** April 08, 2016, 01:48:20 am »

As a connoisseur of the eldritch sciences and medicine, my professional opinion is that organs and other such matters of the flesh designated as "fabulous" are much better suited as sacrifices for our dark lords.

Perhaps Nyogtha? He hasn't gotten one in a while. Though I hear Tsathoggua's in a giving mood this past millennium.

Chaosvolt · « **Reply #261 on:** April 09, 2016, 03:40:49 am »

Plus if you look too elfy, I might make off with your bones to make crossbow bolts.

saltmummy626 · « **Reply #262 on:** April 09, 2016, 04:37:06 am »

Quote from: Forrest on April 08, 2016, 01:48:20 am

As a connoisseur of the eldritch sciences and medicine, my professional opinion is that organs and other such matters of the flesh designated as "fabulous" are much better suited as sacrifices for our dark lords.

Perhaps Nyogtha? He hasn't gotten one in a while. Though I hear Tsathoggua's in a giving mood this past millennium.

I don't have much use for the organs right now. If Solothons organs are sufficiently "fabulous," you can have them.

Quote from: Random_Dragon on April 09, 2016, 03:40:49 am

Plus if you look too elfy, I might make off with your bones to make crossbow bolts.

*sigh* I guess I could make due with something else, but I call the skin, skull, and spinal collumn. I need the brain in tact as well.

Six · « **Reply #263 on:** April 09, 2016, 11:48:42 am »

If Rhodri was still here he'd have claimed the genitals by now

Forrest · « **Reply #264 on:** April 09, 2016, 01:14:58 pm »

Quote from: saltmummy626 on April 09, 2016, 04:37:06 am

Quote from: Forrest on April 08, 2016, 01:48:20 am
As a connoisseur of the eldritch sciences and medicine, my professional opinion is that organs and other such matters of the flesh designated as "fabulous" are much better suited as sacrifices for our dark lords.

Perhaps Nyogtha? He hasn't gotten one in a while. Though I hear Tsathoggua's in a giving mood this past millennium.
I don't have much use for the organs right now. If Solothons organs are sufficiently "fabulous," you can have them.

Why, splendid! I'm sure Lord Rhan-Tegoth shall be pleased. We'll have them sent to the Ivory Throne as soon as possible.

Solathon · « **Reply #265 on:** April 15, 2016, 01:57:34 am »

Fabulous, I'll just go get my MURDERBONER on, Be back with several fresh bodies soon(TM)

Bubbadoo · « **Reply #266 on:** August 19, 2016, 07:07:26 am »

Welp I am back! Ish.
Still no internet, but borrowing a nicer phone which makes browsing internet much easier. It's a phone from a friend of my Dad's whom he delivers to her floral shop, one of his routes that he works at floral supply. Using it to test the phones Internet to see if the company's hot spot is gonna work in our area. Our location is spotty at best and it costs a lot to install.

Anyways, off topic, gonna be more active.

Heh, I think the last thing I posted before dissapearing was a buncha' lewd sharks 'n dragons in the abyss. That section that is deader than dead anyways. 😛

Chaosvolt · « **Reply #267 on:** August 19, 2016, 08:39:55 am »

The lewdshark returns. Welcome back, and hope things get sorted out for you.

Bubbadoo · « **Reply #268 on:** August 19, 2016, 08:47:31 am »

Mmhmm, good to be back.

Noctifer-De-Mortem · « **Reply #269 on:** September 26, 2016, 08:23:54 pm »

So I became aware of this forums existence here http://smf.cataclysmdda.com/index.php?topic=13320.0;topicseen, so I decided to check it out and say hi. So...hi...guess.

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