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Re: Joebob's AMA
« on: April 22, 2017, 12:15:46 pm »
You awake in an unknown room,the room contains a light bulb illuminating said room, a chocolate candy bar, 3 glowsticks, 2 12 gauge buckshot rounds, a machete, a dead parrot and a watch; the walls are made out of concrete with not exit save for a window that is reinforced with metal. What do you do?
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