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Joebob's AMA
« on: April 20, 2017, 09:56:50 am »
Ask me anything, btw blitz is my brother for all that might not know.

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Re: Joebob's AMA
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2017, 01:13:00 pm »
Do you also wage blitzkrieg on and/or with butts?

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Re: Joebob's AMA
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2017, 01:18:10 pm »
I do not, I use proper tanks

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Re: Joebob's AMA
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2017, 01:19:18 pm »
I do not, I use proper tanks

Why not tankgirls, so you can have both? o3o

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Re: Joebob's AMA
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2017, 03:01:16 pm »
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Do you also wage blitzkrieg on and/or with butts?
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I do not, I use proper tanks
<Implying Butts are not proper tanks.

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Re: Joebob's AMA
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2017, 08:41:42 pm »
I do not, I use proper tanks

Why not tankgirls, so you can have both? o3o

I never said they weren't

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Re: Joebob's AMA
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2017, 10:28:38 pm »
How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck Norrises?

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Re: Joebob's AMA
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2017, 01:14:07 am »
Who'd win in a fight, you or Blitz?

If I give you a fancy forum bauble of some kind, will you guys post a video of yourselves fighting to the death for our entertainment?
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Re: Joebob's AMA
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2017, 08:41:59 am »
How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck Norrises?

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Re: Joebob's AMA
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2017, 08:43:08 am »
Who'd win in a fight, you or Blitz?

If I give you a fancy forum bauble of some kind, will you guys post a video of yourselves fighting to the death for our entertainment?

We're twins, so I have no idea who would win in a to the death situation and no, I will post a video of fighting each other.

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Re: Joebob's AMA
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2017, 11:05:52 am »
Here is what is probably the most important question you could be asked:

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Re: Joebob's AMA
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2017, 11:48:35 am »
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on it's back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, beating it's legs trying to turn it'self over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
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« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2017, 12:15:46 pm »
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Re: Joebob's AMA
« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2017, 08:09:15 pm »
Youíre in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, itís crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on it's back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, beating it's legs trying to turn it'self over, but it canít, not without your help. But youíre not helping. Why is that?

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