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King of the Hill
« on: March 02, 2015, 05:27:58 am »
I summon this ancient forum game from the Whales Dev forums that was my favorite to play before I left for awhile. With the magical powers of copypaste I present...

King of the Hill

This strange version of Forum KoTH is played by each posting one's turns alternately.

In your turn you must specify how you overcame the hill's previous owner and their defences, And also what defences you will implement over your "reign"

Basic Rules:
If what you've built is incredibly OP and we all agree it to be so, Or if the Hill is completely destroyed, The hill will be reverted back to the last post.
Double-posting is how you forfeit the hill, don't do it.
You can't "Die", You are only "Forcibly Removed". Therefore if you get exploded, you can still have another shot at the hill.
Anyone can join in at any time.
What you make is only limited by your imagination. And how OP you make it.


I will begin. I own the hill. The Dirt swears fealty to me. I construct one (1) Dilapidated Shack, and sit in the corner covering the entrances with my Trusty Gun, Which is famous for barfing a hail of death into a maximum fun zone.

*credit goes to Alkheemist who originally started this.*

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2015, 06:48:28 am »
I go riding on a Feral Giant Cat and start throwing Big Cool Spears at you. After a good while you run out of bullets and hide in the shelter, where I start bothering you with dad jokes until you are removed from the hill.

Here I stay, and I fortify the Dilapidated Shack, with some spiky holes surrounding it.
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2015, 06:53:29 am »
I send flying giant tardigrades infected with a parasite that makes everyone worship me to attack the shack. They fly over the spike and infect Stop, making him worship me. One of the tardigrades flies me to the hill-shack.

I make sure the whole hill is infested with the parasite, and tear down the shack, making a deep cavern within the hill instead. (Which is also infested with the parasite)

I make a bunch of giant insects to guard the hill alongside collosal tardigrades, which are even bigger than giant tardigrades.

Oh! And the cavern is also a bunker capable of withstanding nukes.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2015, 07:41:49 am »
I step towards the hill and create a swirling tornado of pure salt which I then throw towards you, it would eat anything in it's path.
I would then own the hill.
Jesus Exodus, your like an adorable little terrorball.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2015, 07:46:14 am »
I grow a massive fungal spire on the hill. It's mine now.
he is a duck, i am a batman villain.
Stop digging up the horse's corpse for a new round of beatings.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2015, 08:00:25 am »
I ram it with a flaming truck. I build the RMCC on top of the hill.
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2015, 09:25:15 am »
I ram it with a flaming truck. I build the RMCC on top of the hill.
Mininuke launcher. I would then create a forcefield of magic that kills anything no matter what and has no way of being destroyed or bypassed. I now own the hill.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2015, 02:53:11 pm »
I ram it with a flaming truck. I build the RMCC on top of the hill.
Mininuke launcher. I would then create a forcefield of magic that kills anything no matter what and has no way of being destroyed or bypassed. I now own the hill.
I dig under the force field and kick Rhodri to the moon.
I make a Perfume aisle on the hill, just a huge complex of just the Perfume aisle.
I make a bunker in the center impervious to nukes and free from the noxious perfume free samples.

ENTER IF YOU DARE

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2015, 03:28:34 pm »
I brave my way through the perfume samples, kick in the door, and throw you out of the hill.
I build a pile of dirt on top of the hill and make the hill bigger.
I sit on top of the dirt.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2015, 03:34:52 pm »
I put on a gasmask and run into the perfume section while flipping the double bird and screaming "NO NO NO NO NO NO" and when I make it out of the perfume section I shoot Mrnocamera in the knees THE KNEES. With a crossbow, you cannot adventure no more.
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2015, 03:59:25 pm »
I long range snipe wilson.
I then set up a minefield and a giant underground worm.
Jesus Exodus, your like an adorable little terrorball.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2015, 04:00:43 pm »
I walk without rhythm, and toss bolts to find mines, and kill your ass with a pickle. i then get 4,572 orcs to guard me.
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2015, 05:36:54 pm »
I walk without rhythm, and toss bolts to find mines, and kill your ass with a pickle. i then get 4,572 orcs to guard me.
I counter with 2,000 Dorfs
The army defeats the orc's and come back with 2,001 Dorfs.
I make the best Dorf Fortress and sit on my throne made of Orc Bone.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2015, 05:42:58 pm »
Your fort dies after one of your militiadwarves causes a loyalty cascade.
I just sort of stand on the hill.
he is a duck, i am a batman villain.
Stop digging up the horse's corpse for a new round of beatings.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2015, 05:45:11 pm »
I shoot you in the chest with a shotgun and then build a world war 2 era bunker and fill it with generic video game enemies whilst sipping cocaine.

 

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