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not that kind of sixpack saltmummy. The /other/ type.

Jesus, why do people confuse muscle sixpack with a drink sixpack.
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not that kind of sixpack saltmummy. The /other/ type.

Jesus, why do people confuse muscle sixpack with a drink sixpack.

We have our priorities straight.
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not that kind of sixpack saltmummy. The /other/ type.

Jesus, why do people confuse muscle sixpack with a drink sixpack.
Not a Dr. Pepper fan eh? I guess that's why your still a kid.  ;D
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i fucking love doctor pepper you DENSE MOTHERFUCKER.
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i fucking love doctor pepper you DENSE MOTHERFUCKER.
Don't get mad. Get glad. Glad force flex trash bags.
Fun fact, you can fit two and a half corpses into a glad force flex trash bag.
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Salt, what say you: Communism vs. Fascism, which is worse and why?
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*loud sweating*
Uh... Communism? The intentions are good, but human nature will always thwart the intent behind a system and allow a wide range of alterations and twisting of the original vision.
As a concept, communism. It can work in small groups of people, but for running a country it is very poor.

Fascism may be pretty bad, but it is certainly more suited to running an autocratic country. In the end, under either system the people eventually rise up against the government. That or they lose some war or hit an economic crisis and collapse.
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That's some loud sweating.

In your capacity as a necromancer, you're surely religious. What belief do you subscribe to?
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In your capacity as a necromancer, you're surely religious. What belief do you subscribe to?
Honestly? In all honesty, veneration of the dead and ancestor worship. Not a put on as the necromancer affectation, but as a serious real world belief.
I believe there is a god or gods, but I want nothing to do with such beings. I believe they are undeserving of my attention and so give thanks to those who have actually had an impact on my life and existence. My ancestors and deceased relatives. I celebrate halloween as a religious holiday of reflection and set aside the death dates of my direct family as occasions of importance. Other than that, "worship" is carried out simply by remembering them daily and not doing anything you wouldn't want them knowing about between midnight and 3AM.
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That's an interesting answer, thanks for legitness.

Have you ever read Preacher?
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That's an interesting answer, thanks for legitness.

Have you ever read Preacher?
The comic? I had to look it up because no, I haven't read it. Looks good though, if it is this comic I'm looking at. Main characters name is Jesse Custer?
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Indeed. Might be up your alley.
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Garth Ennis. Mostly heard his name in reference to punisher comics. I think I will look into this comic some more.
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He does a lot of absurdist type humor as well. Preacher kinda falls in between the grim Punisher universe and something goofy like The Rifle Brigade.

I'm not huge into graphic novels, but it's a great read, and presents kind of an interesting view on religion that I find quite a bit more plausible than was probably intended by the author.
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Did some fucker say Estus? You prefer the new blueberry or the classic Sunny D?
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