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the worst puns on the internet
« on: September 13, 2017, 02:23:22 pm »
hello everyone i thought it would be useful for me to up my pun game so i was wondering if i could use a little help from you guys, ill start us off.

my mobile phone and my wifi box went on a date once, due to them both being forms of technology i thought they would hit it off, i later found out it didn't work out between them, turns out they didn't connect...

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Re: the worst puns on the internet
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2017, 02:29:09 pm »
Two Nazis walked into a bar...

Oxygen and Magnesium were dating so I went OMg!

A woman cam out of the doctor's office crying as he followed her. A nurse asked what was wrong. "The doctor said I have Sagittarius!", the woman said. "Cancer ma'am, cancer", the doctor corrected.
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Re: the worst puns on the internet
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2017, 03:03:23 pm »
What should a Mexican with anxiety worry about?

Hispanic attacks.
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Re: the worst puns on the internet
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2017, 03:10:04 pm »
Leather is perfect for sneaking around in because it's literally made of hide
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