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Re: the worst puns on the internet
« on: September 13, 2017, 02:29:09 pm »
Two Nazis walked into a bar...

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A woman cam out of the doctor's office crying as he followed her. A nurse asked what was wrong. "The doctor said I have Sagittarius!", the woman said. "Cancer ma'am, cancer", the doctor corrected.
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