Utterly Mad

What kind of gun would you use?

a gun that shoots guns.

Bewbz or booty?

both

Would you sell your soul to satan for a doughnut?

No

What is it like to wake up every morning and pretend you aren't dying?

Well, I wake up, then I take a shot of pure ethylithic alchohol. Then I have an existential crisis. Then I go to work.
It's pretty great.

Hey Wilson, what do you think about stuff?

i dunno, stuff's pretty great.

Would you rather punch an elderly woman in the face or a dog?

I mean, if it was a racist elderly woman that's a fucking prick i'd have no problem. but if it was a nice old lady that makes you cookies i wouldn't. but yeah, i'd punch an old lady.