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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2015, 05:19:31 pm »
I wish for a real live Faygo.
No Wilson, you are the Faygo.

Then Wilson was a Faygo.


I wish for world peace! :D

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #16 on: March 19, 2015, 07:15:35 pm »
The world is peaceful, but aliens come with wooden clubs and slingshots, We all became hippies.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #17 on: March 19, 2015, 10:00:14 pm »
I wish I had an awesome second job.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #18 on: March 19, 2015, 10:03:14 pm »
Granted, the first job gets so shitty though that you die in a workplace accident.



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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #19 on: March 19, 2015, 10:05:00 pm »
Granted, but its an alien computer with an AI named Steve in it with poor choice in Porno and Music.
I wish for wizard powers.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #20 on: March 19, 2015, 10:35:57 pm »
Granted but you are now on a Space Station, you are then mobbed by assistants and polymorphed into a crab.

I wish I was the master of Dwarf Fortress.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #21 on: March 20, 2015, 01:02:02 am »
Granted, but then necromancers.  Lots of necromancers.  And dragons.  And vampires. 


I wish that I had a lifetime supply of Nutella.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #22 on: March 20, 2015, 07:21:39 am »
Granted, but then necromancers.  Lots of necromancers.  And dragons.  And vampires. 


I wish that I had a lifetime supply of Nutella.
Granted, but you also suddenly have a crippling allergy to nuts and chocolate.

I wish I had an endless jar of Cookie Butter.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #23 on: March 20, 2015, 07:24:52 am »
You get diabetes and die in 2 weeks. It wasn't that large of a supply.

I wish I had artistic talent.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #24 on: March 20, 2015, 02:44:53 pm »
Granted.  Unfortunately, your artistic talent lies only in painting child porn.  You are promptly arrested and thrown in prison where you are assraped a dozen times each night. 

I wish for a street legal dirt bike.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #25 on: March 20, 2015, 05:16:07 pm »
The dirt bike is street legal, but is illegal to ride anywhere else. As you park it in your garage, you are arrested for putting it somewhere that isn't a street.

I wish I was the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #26 on: March 20, 2015, 05:22:30 pm »
Granted, You are a flying spaghetti monster. But you get eaten.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #27 on: March 20, 2015, 05:23:27 pm »
The griffin murders you.

I wish for infinite lollipops.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #28 on: March 20, 2015, 05:25:48 pm »
Granted, you have so many lollipops that you get greedy and sadly choke to death.

I wish I had wings and could fly...preferably better than a bird.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #29 on: March 21, 2015, 02:22:13 am »
Granted, not long after you fly right into a jet engine. The plane then crashes and you kill thousands of innocent people.



I wish I could fucking sleep at normal times.

 

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