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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #30 on: March 21, 2015, 04:19:34 am »
Granted, but now none of your friends are online when you are so your gaming experiences are lonely single player from now on. 

I wish The Almighty Granola Bar Granade could see KA101/Inadequate for what he really is.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #31 on: March 21, 2015, 05:44:25 am »
Quote from: HunterAlpha1 on March 21, 2015, 04:19:34 am
I wish The Almighty Granola Bar Granade could see KA101/Inadequate for what he really is.
Are...are you saying KA and Inadequate are the same person? Because that's heretic speak, crazy heretic speak.

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Your wish is granted however it turns out KA is actually an alien from another world spying on us, upon discovery by The Almighty Granola Bar, KA launches the full scale invasion killing everyone.

I wish people would just shut up about what happened on the other forum and just move on already.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #32 on: March 21, 2015, 06:42:00 am »
Granted but then KA somehow becomes moderator of this forum and so shit happens here

I wish to be the best that ever was
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #33 on: March 21, 2015, 02:39:45 pm »
Granted, You never age though. You go insane when all your loved ones die.


I want a llama in a hat named CARL!
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #34 on: March 21, 2015, 02:45:53 pm »
You get a Llama in a hat named Carl but he eats your hands.

I wish there were more goo-girls.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #35 on: March 21, 2015, 02:48:03 pm »
The goo-girls are evil and digest you, albeit in a pleasurable, sexual way.

I wish I was a demi-god.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #36 on: March 21, 2015, 02:49:13 pm »
Granted You get smited by Zeus.


I wish for robot hand2.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #37 on: March 21, 2015, 02:56:39 pm »
The robot hand2 gains sentience and masturbates you constantly. You become and outcast of society, living in the wilderness.

I wish I was an adorable puppy.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #38 on: March 21, 2015, 06:01:35 pm »
You become an adorable puppy, but you are given to a family who's kid hates dogs and are constantly physically abused by him.

I wish I was taller.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #39 on: March 21, 2015, 06:07:53 pm »
Granted, but you are so tall that you suffocate.\


I want cheesecake.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #40 on: March 21, 2015, 06:14:12 pm »
The cheesecake is poison. You eat it and die.

I wish I had infinite wishes.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #41 on: March 21, 2015, 06:18:44 pm »
Granted, The universe explodes.

I wish for non poison cookies!
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #42 on: March 21, 2015, 06:30:28 pm »
You choke to death on the cookies.

I wish I had a sloth.
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leather made from foreskin.
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yeah, i'd punch an old lady.
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Everything's gunpowder if you have enough oxidizer.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #43 on: March 21, 2015, 06:38:39 pm »
The sloth slowly cuts your throat in your sleep.

I wish I was an all-powerful banana.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #44 on: March 21, 2015, 06:51:26 pm »
A monkey eats you.

I wish I had immortality, with the option to end it whenever I wished.
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Quote from: A Blitzkrieg of Butts on March 23, 2016, 07:00:31 pm
leather made from foreskin.
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yeah, i'd punch an old lady.
Quote from: Random_Dragon on November 03, 2016, 07:01:17 pm
Everything's gunpowder if you have enough oxidizer.
Quote from: Caconym on December 18, 2016, 01:40:36 pm
It can only mean the shenangularity.
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