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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #300 on: December 09, 2015, 09:53:34 pm »
Granted, but you end up killing a man to keep your job, and you never get over the guilt.
I wish I had godlike powers over all things.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #301 on: December 10, 2015, 01:44:32 am »
Granted, you work in one of Donald Trumps future Anti-Muslim Death Squads.

I wish Donald Trump would just dissappear, his face really fucking annoys me because he just looks like a total cunt.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #302 on: December 12, 2015, 06:55:00 am »
Granted. He dissapears and instead of him you see a real cunt.
I wish Donald Trump became president of America just fot laughs.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #303 on: December 12, 2015, 09:08:26 am »
I'm supposed to corrupt that but lets be honest there's not much worse that can be done.


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I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
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If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #304 on: December 12, 2015, 01:00:56 pm »
Granted. You use it all on porn.
I wish I could be a president of America.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #305 on: December 13, 2015, 02:33:03 am »
Granted.  No really, I'd like to see that.

I wish I could stop time at will.
The path to Liberty is not always a legal one.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #306 on: December 14, 2015, 12:37:12 am »
Time stops for everyone on Earth called Will.

I wish Supernatural was on British Netflix (I'm tired of having to change it over)
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #307 on: December 15, 2015, 02:27:17 am »
Granted. You use it all on porn.
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That's the exact opposite of corrupting.

Time stops for everyone on Earth called Will.

I wish Supernatural was on British Netflix (I'm tired of having to change it over)
Granted however you get exactly 1 episode at 144p and no audio.



I wish for a fish that grants wishes to do with fishes.
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
if utterly mad was any gayer, i'd shop here
I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #308 on: December 15, 2015, 02:28:26 am »
Granted. The fish shoves everything you wish into your anus.
On behalf of Donald Trump, I wish for a small loan of a million dollars.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #309 on: December 15, 2015, 08:10:11 am »
Granted, but he finds out and invades Finland with his Robot hoards.(Because why does a person with that much money want to run a country if he is NOT building a robot army).
I wish my life would seriously just chill the fuck out.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #310 on: December 16, 2015, 06:48:44 am »
Granted, you get frozen. At least your life chilled the fuck out.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #311 on: December 21, 2015, 03:02:01 pm »
Granted, the walls are so heavy they fall over and crush you(no fucking clue what you're referencing, so you can keep your goddamn points).

I wish that the new Star Wars movie was out on disk already and that someone would post it on one of the sites I use for free TV and movies, and that it would be awesome quality.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #312 on: December 21, 2015, 03:38:56 pm »
Granted, the walls are so heavy they fall over and crush you(no fucking clue what you're referencing, so you can keep your goddamn points).

I wish that the new Star Wars movie was out on disk already and that someone would post it on one of the sites I use for free TV and movies, and that it would be awesome quality.
Granted, but it turns out to be an SCP and you get your memories wiped and now live as a fisherman in Svalbard.
I wish for a robot buddy.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #313 on: December 22, 2015, 12:44:03 pm »
Granted, your robot buddy is Fisto. He malfunctions and chokes you to death.

I wish it was the year 3000
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #314 on: December 22, 2015, 01:08:30 pm »
Granted, your robot buddy is Fisto. He malfunctions and chokes you to death.

I wish it was the year 3000
Granted, too bad humans can't live 1000+ years, your bones are a fine powder by this date.

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