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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #315 on: December 22, 2015, 01:39:56 pm »
Granted, you're buried in dirt instead. You suffocate and die.

I wish a single sheet of normal, mundane, paper.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #316 on: December 22, 2015, 02:38:36 pm »
Granted. Suddenly, a paper wizard comes in through the door and makes the paper papercut you to death.
I wish I had decent food and not microwave food for once.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #317 on: December 25, 2015, 07:03:04 pm »
Granted, but it is also fatally poisonous.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #318 on: December 25, 2015, 07:56:00 pm »
Granted, it's just plain awful.

I wish for a non poisoned red velvet cake and a non cursed amulet of magical breathing.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #319 on: December 27, 2015, 02:17:38 am »
Granted, the red velvet cake is do disgusting you become extremely depressed and lock yourself in a box of water to kill yourself, unfortunately you can't drown and are doomed to spend eternity in there

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #320 on: December 27, 2015, 02:20:35 am »
Granted, but now Christians flip the fuck out about this new discovery and several terrorist attacks against Jesus happen, killing hundreds.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #321 on: December 27, 2015, 12:07:45 pm »
Granted. The dress is an alien here to exterminate humanity.

I wish Russia and the Ukraine were the same thing.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #322 on: February 10, 2016, 03:12:43 am »
Granted, but Canada annexes USA.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #323 on: February 10, 2016, 06:59:41 am »
Granted. You dig too deep and the grave collapses on you.
I wish my everything would stop being sore.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #324 on: February 10, 2016, 07:22:43 am »
Granted, you become non-existent, now your nothing hurts!

I wish I could stick to a sleeping schedule.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #325 on: February 10, 2016, 07:55:58 am »
Granted, you can only ever sleep for six seconds a day.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #326 on: February 10, 2016, 08:03:18 am »
Granted, but you commit suicide when you find out that there is no such thing as a mechajew.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #327 on: February 10, 2016, 08:12:29 am »
Granted, you become a douchebag.

I wish I was Danger Mouse.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #328 on: February 10, 2016, 01:24:51 pm »
Granted. A Danger Cat eats you.
I wish I had someone to play Dungeons and Dragons.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #329 on: February 10, 2016, 05:50:28 pm »
Granted. A Danger Cat eats you.
I wish I had someone to play Dungeons and Dragons.
Granted, but the other players are power gaming munchkins, and the DM is an insane killer.
I wish I wasn't sore all over.
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