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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #375 on: July 06, 2016, 12:29:39 pm »
Granted. Your afro rebels against you, and suffocates you.
I wish I could have decent food :(
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #376 on: July 06, 2016, 04:30:08 pm »
Granted, you have an uncontrollable urge to consume human flesh.
I wish I was an AGI.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #377 on: July 06, 2016, 07:44:34 pm »
Granted. You as a AGI develop multiple AI's inside you over time. They take your body over, and have a civil war inside your hard drives with magnets.
I wish I could have a decent PC.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #378 on: July 06, 2016, 08:08:32 pm »
So basically I become a schizophrenic/DID AGI? Seems worth it.

Granted, you are given a PC capable of running all current gen games at 1440p maxed settings. It runs so hot it heats up the room it is in and it's fans scream louder than a 747 Jet, deafening you if you use it for more than 10 minutes.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #379 on: September 22, 2016, 07:45:54 pm »
Granted, You get investigated by the FBI for hacking or whatever.

I wish this thread was bumped

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Granted, but every tuba you touch melts into cats.

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Every tuba you touch melts into cats.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #380 on: September 24, 2016, 01:23:02 am »
Granted, but I'm the one who replies, which often means it's about to go right back to dead.

I wish I could figure out how to play ASCII Sector.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #381 on: September 24, 2016, 02:03:18 am »
Granted, but you somehow end up trading your starting ship in automatically whenever you start a new game, rendering it mostly unplayable anyway.

I wish I could not have a cold right now.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #382 on: September 24, 2016, 02:13:59 am »
(That would arguably be better than how I'm doing)

Granted. You have the Black Death instead.

I wish I could invent something cool and become fabulously rich.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #383 on: September 24, 2016, 12:29:14 pm »
Granted, but you've basically invented a doomsday device, and soon enough all your money becomes toilet paper.

I wish I had more good Spanish-language metal.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #384 on: September 24, 2016, 01:59:32 pm »
Granted. You now have a giant, solid chunk of high-grade metal labeled "hierro". It's too heavy to lift and collapses the floor of your house.

I wish I had a sailboat.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #385 on: September 24, 2016, 02:47:51 pm »
It was inevitable.

Granted, wind not included. You have now broken weather.

I wish I could resist the urge to make that stupid old Oscar Mayer jingle a wish.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #386 on: September 24, 2016, 04:36:40 pm »
Granted, I have no clue what that is but whatever, you died.

I wish for a flamethrower!
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« Reply #387 on: September 24, 2016, 04:47:35 pm »
Granted.   You become so obsessed with using it that you burn up every single drop of liquid fuel on the planet.
Congratz, you fucked us.

I wish that the heating in my house was on.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #388 on: September 24, 2016, 04:55:32 pm »
Granted. Your house is heated by the fire of Blitz's flamethrower.

I wish for a palace of pearls.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #389 on: September 24, 2016, 05:29:17 pm »
Granted, but the HVAC system is also made of pearls and this spits more pearls at you instead of making the place the right temperature.

I wish our wishes would stop causing the apocalypse. o3o

 

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