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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #390 on: September 24, 2016, 05:35:36 pm »
Granted, your wish instead spawns a dozen kittens who then de-materialize and wiffle off into the breeze. The apocalypse happens immediately for completely unrelated reasons.

I wish they would immanentize the eschaton.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #391 on: September 25, 2016, 11:53:51 am »
Granted, it causes the apocalypse.

I wish I had a wish that didn't go wrong.
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« Reply #392 on: September 25, 2016, 12:19:20 pm »
Granted.   This wish doesn't go wrong.

I wish you could wish on eyelashes.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #393 on: September 25, 2016, 12:29:35 pm »
Granted.   This wish doesn't go wrong.

I wish you could wish on eyelashes.

Granted, this causes a flurry of wishes from eyelash-plucking addicts that soon throws the world into turmoil, and the the apocalypse happens due to a wishing spree after some maniac wished for everyone else's eyelashes.

I wish I would've remembered to add the wish to this post. :V

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« Reply #394 on: September 25, 2016, 02:10:10 pm »
Granted, this causes a flurry of wishes from eyelash-plucking addicts that soon throws the world into turmoil, and the the apocalypse happens due to a wishing spree after some maniac wished for everyone else's eyelashes.

I wish I would've remembered to add the wish to this post. :V
You remember to make a wish and your wish causes a ... uh ... apocalypse, seems to be a trend with these wishes.


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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #395 on: September 25, 2016, 02:18:47 pm »
Granted, you get an apocafish, who makes some kind of shitty pun before ending the world.

I wish I could have thought of a better fish pun.
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« Reply #396 on: September 25, 2016, 03:06:57 pm »
Granted, but now you can never stop making fish puns. The fact that this doesn't cause the apocalypse is kinda fishy.

I wish this wish will cause the apocalypse.

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« Reply #397 on: September 25, 2016, 04:21:35 pm »
Granted.   The apocalypse happens, but only in a localised area.   Said area being the alleyway outside the McDonald's.

I wish to wish upon a star.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #398 on: September 25, 2016, 04:51:17 pm »
You wish upon a star, it is not happy about that and rains firey death upon the world, congratulations it's Yet Another Apocalypse!


I wish for a toaster that can only produce perfectly toasted bread regardless of setting or ambient temperature.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #399 on: September 25, 2016, 05:34:13 pm »
Granted, but then two people with different opinions on how toasty is perfect each make a slice for themselves, and it explodes due to this paradox.

I wish my rotary tool wasn't so crappy. :V

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #400 on: September 25, 2016, 06:19:48 pm »
Granted, your rotary tool is shitty instead.
This somehow leads to the apocalypse.

I wish the wishes would stop leading to the apocalypse.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #401 on: September 25, 2016, 06:41:47 pm »
Granted, your house melts because I already made that wish earlier. :V

I wish the winged hussars would arrive.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #402 on: September 25, 2016, 07:10:29 pm »
Granted, the winged hussars arrive, unfortunately you are Venice, not Poland.

I wish the wishes would stop leading to the apocalypse.
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« Reply #403 on: September 25, 2016, 10:30:17 pm »
Granted. The all now result in such devastating personal tragedy for you that you wish the apocalypse would come. But it can't.

I wish that this wish and the any future wishes would be fulfilled in exact the manner I envisioned while requesting them, and not result in anything unpleasant happening to me or  be subject to the granter's whims.

Gone. Cheers guys.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #404 on: September 25, 2016, 10:51:31 pm »
Granted, but you accidentally wish for death.
I wish i could have one moment of uninterrupted happiness in my life.
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