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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #450 on: September 27, 2016, 09:15:12 pm »
Granted, but the connection between them and your brain is faulty. You now have a more typical form of blindness.

I wish to know how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #451 on: September 28, 2016, 12:23:08 am »
Granted but the answer is the most disappointing thing you have and ever will hear.

I wish for 3 cents.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #452 on: September 28, 2016, 12:51:41 am »
Granted. "That's a stupid wish." <- My three cents.

I wish for 50 cents.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #453 on: September 28, 2016, 03:13:57 am »
The expression is 2 cents but well played.
Granted but they are counterfit.

I wish for a new ipod touch with headphone jacks.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #454 on: September 28, 2016, 03:35:19 am »
Granted however they have a shitty battery the explodes when you charge it for the first time.

I wish for the world to implode.
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
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Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #455 on: September 28, 2016, 08:43:57 am »
Granted, the world explodes.

I wish high school was easier
Every tuba you touch melts into cats.

How the fuck do you dream in ASCII?

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #456 on: September 28, 2016, 11:24:10 am »
Granted but you fail every class.

I wish for a solar powered flashlight, not solar charged, solar powered.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #457 on: September 28, 2016, 11:32:29 am »
Granted. It works exactly as designed.

I wish for beer for breakfast.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #458 on: September 28, 2016, 11:49:25 am »
Granted ut it is warm beer.

I wish for a dull letter opener.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #459 on: September 28, 2016, 12:10:25 pm »
Granted ut it is warm beer.

I wish for a dull letter opener.

Granted, but it's too dull even for whatever torture you're obviously planning with it.

I wish my net wasn't a potato. :V

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #460 on: September 28, 2016, 12:16:25 pm »
Granted, its now a cucumber.

I wish for free fiber optic internet speeds.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #461 on: September 28, 2016, 12:22:08 pm »
Granted, but that's because some new scifi tech is invented that blows fiber optics out of the water, and those become super-expensive.

I wish I could pickle my cucumber net.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #462 on: September 28, 2016, 12:24:49 pm »
Granted but you messed up the process and lose some materials.

I wish for 2 doses of the hourai elixir rather than 3.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #463 on: September 28, 2016, 12:31:53 pm »
Granted but you messed up the process and lose some materials.

I wish for 2 doses of the hourai elixir rather than 3.

If I lost the jar too, then I will be saddragon. How do you fuck up crafting that badly? D:

Granted, but reality ensues and you probably still have a bad time from drinking the 2 doses too close together.

I wish I had a shark pizza.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #464 on: September 28, 2016, 12:40:57 pm »
Granted but it was badly cooked so food poising for you.

I wish for a "dirt in the rain" scented candle.
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Abandon you post, abandon your homes, abandon all hope!

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Bitch,get out of the way!

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With the power of a phoenix I can proudly say everything is hand-grilled!!!

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