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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #465 on: September 29, 2016, 03:46:46 am »
Granted, but it's always too wet to light.

I wish wasps did not exist.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #466 on: September 29, 2016, 01:07:37 pm »
Granted but bees now hate to and actively hunt you down.

I wish for taxidermy bear arms.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #467 on: September 29, 2016, 02:45:24 pm »
Granted, they replace your real arms.

I wish for perfectly connected and functional eyes within my eye sockets.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #468 on: September 29, 2016, 03:34:36 pm »
Granted. They are connected to a rather obese woman named Francis, who does not appear to enjoy her view of the inside of your eye sockets and constantly nags you about how terrible it is.

I wish for an inescapable pile of figuratively crushing debt.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #469 on: September 29, 2016, 03:47:57 pm »
Granted, you get literally crushing debt.

Shut up Francis
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #470 on: September 29, 2016, 03:49:25 pm »
Granted, she now nags you telepathically.

I wish for cold low energy anti-matter fusion reactors.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #471 on: September 29, 2016, 03:51:49 pm »
Granted. They are such low energy that they can't actually power anything.

I wish for peace in our time.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #472 on: September 29, 2016, 03:52:13 pm »
Granted. You start a war.

I wish for the ability to tell Francis to shut up telepathically.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #473 on: September 29, 2016, 03:53:06 pm »
Granted but she refuses.

I wish for a biological computer.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #474 on: September 29, 2016, 03:53:54 pm »
Granted. You get trapped in a room with Wilson and Francis, who can do basic math.

I wish to win the war.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #475 on: September 29, 2016, 03:55:28 pm »
Granted, you are the last surviving human on earth from M.A.D, your death will be the extinction of humanity.

I wish for a confetti filled M.I.R.V warhead.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #476 on: September 29, 2016, 03:57:31 pm »
Granted, the order gets mixed up and you get an actually MIRV warhead.

Granted. You get trapped in a room with Wilson and Francis, who can do basic math.

I wish to win the war.
I can do more then basic math, fucko.

I wish for apa's name to be legally changed to fucko.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #477 on: September 29, 2016, 04:06:24 pm »
Granted but the unusual name makes apa rich and famous.

I to explore the sun... at night. ;)
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With the power of a phoenix I can proudly say everything is hand-grilled!!!

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #478 on: September 29, 2016, 04:14:09 pm »
Granted but the unusual name makes apa rich and famous.

I to explore the sun... at night. ;)

Granted, this causes a paradox and thus the sun becomes a fractal.

I wish you guys would continue the Dwarf Fortress succession fort. :V

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #479 on: September 29, 2016, 04:15:48 pm »
Granted the save is lost every single time.

I wish for a 13.593 year old land turtle.
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With the power of a phoenix I can proudly say everything is hand-grilled!!!

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