Author Topic: Wish Corruption (Read 17304 times)

Chaosvolt · « **Reply #750 on:** August 27, 2017, 05:20:03 pm »

Granted, the forum drowns in necropost.

I wish I had a youkai-down pillow.

Noctifer-De-Mortem · « **Reply #751 on:** August 27, 2017, 05:23:37 pm »

Granted, you get a dakimakura.

I wish for 4 golden rings.

Chaosvolt · « **Reply #752 on:** August 27, 2017, 05:49:01 pm »

That's not much a corruption. :V

Granted, they're made of pyrite though.

I wish you were even more smol and cute.

Noctifer-De-Mortem · « **Reply #753 on:** August 27, 2017, 06:58:15 pm »

Granted, it causes a stack overflow and loops right back to where it began.

I wish for this particular wish to not be corrupted.

Chaosvolt · « **Reply #754 on:** August 27, 2017, 07:05:02 pm »

Granted, the words vanish in a puff of logic.

I wish for a youkai dakimakura.

Noctifer-De-Mortem · « **Reply #755 on:** August 27, 2017, 07:26:56 pm »

Granted, it's stained.

I wish for a biological clock.

Chaosvolt · « **Reply #756 on:** August 27, 2017, 07:34:45 pm »

Granted, it makes you want to have little youkai eggs before you get too old.

I wish I had a youkai omelette.

Noctifer-De-Mortem · « **Reply #757 on:** August 27, 2017, 07:42:02 pm »

That reminds me of an image...

Granted, they are expired and green.

I wish for a giant wooden horse.

Chaosvolt · « **Reply #758 on:** August 27, 2017, 08:07:27 pm »

Dare I even ask? :V

Granted, it burns Troy to the ground when you take it inside.

I wish I had some green ham to go with my green youkai eggs.

Noctifer-De-Mortem · « **Reply #759 on:** August 27, 2017, 08:22:30 pm »

Granted, It's youkai ham as well.

I wish for a voice changer.

Chaosvolt · « **Reply #760 on:** August 27, 2017, 08:31:56 pm »

Granted, it makes your voice sound Swedish.

I wish I had this youkai eggs and ham in a box, with a fox.

Noctifer-De-Mortem · « **Reply #761 on:** August 27, 2017, 08:45:42 pm »

Granted, the fox ate all the food.

I wish for a domesticated dinosaur.

Chaosvolt · « **Reply #762 on:** August 27, 2017, 09:05:58 pm »

Granted, it's massive eats you out of house and home. :V

I wish I had a pet gecko.

Noctifer-De-Mortem · « **Reply #763 on:** August 27, 2017, 09:09:57 pm »

Granted, you get a shrunk down version of yourself as a pet.

I wish for a pet bacteria.

Chaosvolt · « **Reply #764 on:** August 27, 2017, 09:25:21 pm »

Granted, you can't find it because it's fucking tiny.

I wish you'd stop mistaking dragons for lizards. ;w;

Utterly Mad