Utterly Mad

Granted. You have an empty box labeled "uranium".

I wish that I, at time of my choosing and for the duration of my choosing, could have the super powers and abilities of any fictional superhero I intentionally select, those powers manifesting themselves in the real world and under my full control,  without my  ever coming to any personal harm (physical, mental or emotional), deprivation of liberty  or inconvenience as a result, and for that to begin NOW and continue for as long as I desire it to continue.