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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #285 on: November 29, 2015, 01:54:49 pm »
Granted, but you were there when the drama happened.
I wish I could get a boyfriend with an Irish accent. That is all.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #286 on: November 29, 2015, 02:20:00 pm »
You get a boyfriend with a Irish accent, you can't understand a single word he says. Your relationship quickly falls apart.


I wish to kill someone and get away with it.

I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #287 on: November 29, 2015, 02:22:09 pm »
Granted, but they get you on drug dealing and you serve 50 years anyway.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #288 on: November 29, 2015, 03:55:16 pm »
You forgot to make a wish, so I get to make one for you: You wish to have kinky sex involving rusty barbed wire, a lighter, a fishing rod and a traffic cone.

I wish I could UNSEE what I imagined for that scenario.
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
if utterly mad was any gayer, i'd shop here
I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.
Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #289 on: November 29, 2015, 04:52:22 pm »
Granted, you are now in a coma.

I wish every asshole who, when I'm checking the water mark on their $50 or $100 bill that says "it's real, I printed it this morning" would have a pitbull latch onto their balls.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #290 on: December 02, 2015, 01:00:52 pm »
They have. Now you dont have customers and you dont have money.
I wish I was born in the 1990's.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #291 on: December 02, 2015, 06:05:39 pm »
granted, you were born on December 31th, 1999.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #292 on: December 02, 2015, 11:10:01 pm »
You arent. But you trip and fall and break your left arm, si the only thing you can do now is search for Doom gifs.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #293 on: December 08, 2015, 03:08:53 pm »
*random user* : You have, but it breaks. I wish Obama and Putin switched places.
maxthethrax. They do, but then America nukes Russia. I wish this post wouldn't die.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #294 on: December 08, 2015, 10:18:39 pm »
I wish I was Adele
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #295 on: December 09, 2015, 12:00:42 am »
Granred,  you are Adele but you lose your voice.
I wish I was the most famous person on the earth.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #296 on: December 09, 2015, 04:45:48 am »
You become the most famous person in the world but for all the wrong reasons, your famous for murdering kittens and puppies and human babies in the most horrific ways possible.
You are eventually murdered in the same horrific fashion.


I wish for a dildo for yo momma.
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
if utterly mad was any gayer, i'd shop here
I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.
Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #297 on: December 09, 2015, 12:40:41 pm »
Granted, the dildo isn't big enough as none ever could be.

I wish people stopped making wishes.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #298 on: December 09, 2015, 01:31:09 pm »
Granted,  they instead start making desires.
I wish I was a multi-billionaire.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #299 on: December 09, 2015, 09:33:38 pm »
Granted, you are promptly robbed. 

I wish I had a really nice job that paid well and that I liked.
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