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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #345 on: March 23, 2016, 03:06:51 pm »
Granted, we are all executed because we're nazi's.

I wish for a jacket that fits me, looks nice, but isn't super expensive, or burns me alive.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #346 on: March 23, 2016, 07:00:31 pm »
Wish granted, the jacket is made from leather made from foreskin.
I wish the C:DDA forum would be 'fixed'
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #347 on: March 23, 2016, 07:39:55 pm »
Granted, but the cats become 10 times smaller.
I wish all members of this forum were Hitlers bffs.
Granted, but nothing changes.
Not to love the fuehrers is a great disgrace so ve HIEL HIEL Right der fuehrer's face
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #348 on: March 24, 2016, 12:09:01 am »
Granted, it's now pay-to-win garbage.

I wish for a cheeseburger.

So I got asked to remove my Doom gifs because data caps are literally Hitler. So instead have a shark.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #349 on: March 24, 2016, 09:00:35 am »
Запрещен желая чизбургер, вы капиталистическая собака. (Banned for wanting a cheeseburger, you capitalist dog.)
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #350 on: March 24, 2016, 09:01:37 am »
Banned for posting in the wrong place, this is not the ban the above user thread.

I wish I could sleep. ;~;

So I got asked to remove my Doom gifs because data caps are literally Hitler. So instead have a shark.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #351 on: March 24, 2016, 10:44:35 am »
(Le derp, xp)
Your wish is granted, you can never wake up again.
I wish I knew everything :(
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #352 on: March 24, 2016, 11:40:27 am »
You gain so much knowledge that your brain overloads, causing you to go into a coma you never wake up from.



I wish I wasn't so goddamned tired.

So I got asked to remove my Doom gifs because data caps are literally Hitler. So instead have a shark.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #353 on: March 24, 2016, 02:11:47 pm »
You are hyperactive and your heart stops.
I wish for a tablet.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #354 on: March 25, 2016, 06:04:29 pm »
Granted, it's a tablet of the most powerful MDMA ever synthesised, it melts your brain.

I wish to be Deadpool
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #355 on: March 29, 2016, 12:11:57 am »
Granted, it's a tablet of the most powerful MDMA ever synthesised, it melts your brain.

I wish to be Deadpool
Granted, but your own self and being is overwritten, and you are forever confined to an unthinking void while another man uses your body for his own ends.
I wish I could stop having essistential crisis's
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #356 on: March 29, 2016, 02:57:59 pm »
Granted, you stop existing. Problem solved.

I wish I wasn't tired.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #357 on: March 29, 2016, 06:34:51 pm »
Granted, but now you can never sleep, and your body shuts down after a few weeks.
I wish for pie.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #358 on: March 30, 2016, 05:46:59 am »
Granted, but the wish granter thinks you requested pi instead.   I dunno you explode or something.

I wish I didn't have to do tests.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #359 on: March 31, 2016, 09:19:33 am »
Granted, you have to do an unbearable amount of coursewoek instead.

I wish I could stop getting drunk all the time.
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