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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #360 on: April 05, 2016, 09:56:55 pm »
Granted. You can never drink alcohol again.
I wish I was a girl.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #361 on: April 06, 2016, 08:27:32 am »
Granted, you're Hillary Clinton.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #362 on: April 06, 2016, 10:14:31 am »
Fak :c
Granted, you are now Big Bird.
I wish I was a sexy girl... SHADDUP :c
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #363 on: April 06, 2016, 12:12:39 pm »
Granted.   Although people have different opinions on what's 'sexy', so wish granter selects a random one.   You're fat and have tiny legs.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #364 on: April 06, 2016, 02:58:50 pm »
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Granted, Everyone has to carry you and calls you a noob
I wish I was a girl with an hourglass-like body.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #365 on: April 06, 2016, 03:11:09 pm »
Granted, you're Hillary Clinton with an hourglass-like body.
I wish I was a small bird.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #366 on: April 06, 2016, 06:11:05 pm »
You are a small bird, but a Siege Lion eats you.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #367 on: April 06, 2016, 08:29:40 pm »
Granted, but it somehow becomes EVEN WORSE.
I wish for INFINITE POWAH!
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #368 on: April 07, 2016, 09:17:23 am »
Granted, but you and Emperor Palpatine duke it out for eternity, both being evenly matched.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #369 on: April 21, 2016, 06:17:13 pm »
Granted, dont understand the wish so you get nothing.
I wish i can play the tuba like a god
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #370 on: April 22, 2016, 01:58:18 am »
Granted, but every tuba you touch melts into cats.
I wish I could draw hands better.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #371 on: April 22, 2016, 03:48:11 am »
Granted, you can draw hands only 1% better than you could before

I wish to wish upon a star
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #372 on: April 22, 2016, 07:57:26 am »
Granted, but it is actually an alien, and he is just kind of an asshole.
I wish I lived alone.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #373 on: April 22, 2016, 10:56:36 am »
Granted, everyone else on earth disappears.

I wish I was Hillary Clinton

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #374 on: April 22, 2016, 01:46:01 pm »
Granted, you're Hillary Clinton, you spend the rest of your days desperately trying to be seen as cool by the younger generations, only to miserably fail and resort to alcohol to cope with your crippling depression. You eventually commit suicide.

I wish I was Bob Ross.

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