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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #480 on: September 29, 2016, 04:50:58 pm »
Granted, the order gets mixed up and you get an actually MIRV warhead.

Granted. You get trapped in a room with Wilson and Francis, who can do basic math.

I wish to win the war.
I can do more then basic math, fucko.

I wish for apa's name to be legally changed to fucko.

Francis can't.

Granted. You discover that turtles smell kinda bad after being left to rot for 13.593 years.

I wish Francis could do better math.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #481 on: September 29, 2016, 05:52:31 pm »
Granted but becomes a math savant and is medically restarted at everything else.

I wish for airborne rabies.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #482 on: September 29, 2016, 05:54:13 pm »
Granted. A giant box full of bats appears on your doorstep.

I wish I could be employed as a spambot.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #483 on: September 29, 2016, 05:58:26 pm »
Granted. A giant box full of bats appears on your doorstep.

I wish I could be employed as a spambot.

Well fucking played!

Granted but there is now pay.

I wish for a bucket.
Quote from: Soviet Commissar (COD WaW)
Abandon you post, abandon your homes, abandon all hope!

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With the power of a phoenix I can proudly say everything is hand-grilled!!!

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Obstruction detected. Composition: Titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Probability of mission hindrance...0%!

...I wish for airborne rabies.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #484 on: September 29, 2016, 06:02:47 pm »
Granted. But there's a hole in your bucket, dear Velma.

I wish I could be in someone's sig.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #485 on: September 29, 2016, 06:10:17 pm »
Granted but it was done without consent.

I wish for a full scale titanic model.
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Abandon you post, abandon your homes, abandon all hope!

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Bitch,get out of the way!

Quote from: Fujiwara no Mokou link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIDxZMMjNTA
With the power of a phoenix I can proudly say everything is hand-grilled!!!

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Obstruction detected. Composition: Titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Probability of mission hindrance...0%!

...I wish for airborne rabies.

Granted. A giant box full of bats appears on your doorstep...

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #486 on: September 29, 2016, 06:12:56 pm »
Granted. It's located about 370 miles south-southeast off the coast of Newfoundland, lying at a depth of about 12,500 feet.

I wish for a wish to go correctly, with no catches, hooks, or problems.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #487 on: September 29, 2016, 06:16:11 pm »
Granted but you must write it in extreme detail.

I wish for depleted Uranium.
Quote from: Soviet Commissar (COD WaW)
Abandon you post, abandon your homes, abandon all hope!

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Bitch,get out of the way!

Quote from: Fujiwara no Mokou link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIDxZMMjNTA
With the power of a phoenix I can proudly say everything is hand-grilled!!!

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Obstruction detected. Composition: Titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Probability of mission hindrance...0%!

...I wish for airborne rabies.

Granted. A giant box full of bats appears on your doorstep...

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #488 on: September 29, 2016, 06:18:25 pm »
Granted. You have an empty box labeled "uranium".

I wish that I, at time of my choosing and for the duration of my choosing, could have the super powers and abilities of any fictional superhero I intentionally select, those powers manifesting themselves in the real world and under my full control,  without my  ever coming to any personal harm (physical, mental or emotional), deprivation of liberty  or inconvenience as a result, and for that to begin NOW and continue for as long as I desire it to continue.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #489 on: September 29, 2016, 06:27:34 pm »
Granted, you soon discover that we are in the matrix and you gained admin privilege.

I wish for 99 solutions.
Quote from: Soviet Commissar (COD WaW)
Abandon you post, abandon your homes, abandon all hope!

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Bitch,get out of the way!

Quote from: Fujiwara no Mokou link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIDxZMMjNTA
With the power of a phoenix I can proudly say everything is hand-grilled!!!

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Obstruction detected. Composition: Titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Probability of mission hindrance...0%!

...I wish for airborne rabies.

Granted. A giant box full of bats appears on your doorstep...

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #490 on: September 29, 2016, 06:31:36 pm »
Granted. You get 101 solutions, but no solution as to what to do with the spare one.

I wish they all could be California girls.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #491 on: September 29, 2016, 06:36:05 pm »
Granted, California declares independence and takes over the world.

I wish for the abolition of the Hughes amendment and the NFA.
Quote from: Soviet Commissar (COD WaW)
Abandon you post, abandon your homes, abandon all hope!

Quote from: Alice Margatroid
Bitch,get out of the way!

Quote from: Fujiwara no Mokou link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIDxZMMjNTA
With the power of a phoenix I can proudly say everything is hand-grilled!!!

Quote from: Liberty Prime
Obstruction detected. Composition: Titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Probability of mission hindrance...0%!

...I wish for airborne rabies.

Granted. A giant box full of bats appears on your doorstep...

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #492 on: September 29, 2016, 06:39:04 pm »
Granted. California can't abide this and invades.

I wish I could think of more stuff to wish for.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #493 on: September 29, 2016, 06:41:01 pm »
Granted, you want to wish for a volcano, but wasted your wish.

I wish for a volcano.
Quote from: Soviet Commissar (COD WaW)
Abandon you post, abandon your homes, abandon all hope!

Quote from: Alice Margatroid
Bitch,get out of the way!

Quote from: Fujiwara no Mokou link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIDxZMMjNTA
With the power of a phoenix I can proudly say everything is hand-grilled!!!

Quote from: Liberty Prime
Obstruction detected. Composition: Titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Probability of mission hindrance...0%!

...I wish for airborne rabies.

Granted. A giant box full of bats appears on your doorstep...

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #494 on: September 29, 2016, 06:43:21 pm »
Ouch, that's rough.

Granted, but you can't find any vinegar or baking soda to power it.

I wish for baubles. Many baubles.
Gone. Cheers guys.

 

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