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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #645 on: May 27, 2017, 09:41:56 pm »
Granted, they start getting CREATIVE. This is worse.

I wish there was more rule 34 of shoggoths.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #646 on: May 27, 2017, 11:51:19 pm »
Granted but its really shitty and censored.

I wish the color green was outlawed.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #647 on: May 28, 2017, 12:44:10 am »
Granted, the colorblind now hate you.

I wish we had more Polish star-spawn.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #648 on: May 28, 2017, 02:10:06 am »
Granted, but they are dull.

I wish for a gallium sword.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #649 on: May 28, 2017, 04:46:44 am »
granted, it- it melts in your hands.

What- What did you expect?

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #650 on: May 28, 2017, 12:08:47 pm »
Granted, Noctifer proceeds to use this intelligence to ping you on Discord at the worst possible times.

I wish Wilson was also on here more.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #651 on: May 28, 2017, 03:13:36 pm »
Granted but he you are locked from all posts he makes.

I wish for a universal vaccine.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #652 on: May 28, 2017, 04:35:30 pm »
Granted, it makes you immune to the universe. Thus, you vanish in a puff of logic.

I wish we weren't all such lunatics.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #653 on: May 30, 2017, 01:00:48 pm »
Granted, we're all faggots instead

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #654 on: May 30, 2017, 07:42:35 pm »
Granted, he uses chemical warfare instead.

I wish Mrno wasn't such a tosser.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #655 on: May 30, 2017, 11:05:11 pm »
Granted, he still tosses but a tad less.

I wish for a sheep with steel wool.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #656 on: May 30, 2017, 11:38:47 pm »
Granted, but an android dreams of electric sheep, and this sets the steel sheep on fire.

I wish Walfas wasn't shit. 3:

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #657 on: May 31, 2017, 12:48:02 am »
Granted but you need a monthly subscription.

I wish salt would stop messing around with me and my clones.
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With the power of a phoenix I can proudly say everything is hand-grilled!!!

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #658 on: May 31, 2017, 01:10:58 am »
Granted, he starts messing around with other youkai, and this probably becomes the plot to a new Touhou game.

I wish I would start getting home so late.

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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #659 on: May 31, 2017, 10:22:37 am »
Granted, you arrive home 20 years later after you went out for some cigarettes.

I wish the sky was tangible.
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With the power of a phoenix I can proudly say everything is hand-grilled!!!

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