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Re: Trouble with Truffles
« Reply #15 on: May 07, 2015, 12:16:48 am »
As the small team entered the shuttle and strapped themselves in, the shuttle lifted and then quietly entered the darkness that is space. On the flight over, the locks disengaged on the five lockers that were inside the shuttle and inside they would find their supplies. For each person there was the standard UTAF MI Infantry armor and the brand new model of the S.I.R. with three replacement batteries for each rifle. As the crew equipped themselves, the internal MFTAS system for each of their helmets calibrated itself to each unique member.

As the shuttle approached the research vessel the first thing that was obvious that something seriously wrong had happened to the ship itself. A large hole is ripped into the starboard side and a large meteor rested inside its space. The shuttle then stopped on the starboard side of the ship and waited for its crew to exit.
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Re: Trouble with Truffles
« Reply #16 on: May 07, 2015, 12:26:23 am »
Miles put on the armor and turned off the air filter. "Name's Miles, Fourth District Saint and soon to be out of here." He picked up the rifle and looked it over. "Nice to get a close look at some Human kit, looks solid. Just wish I could have something I'm used to." Looking over at the others he spoke in a jovial tone and said "But hey, I guess it's still point and pull the trigger, so nothing too complicated."
He then picked up the spare batteries and then extended his arm out into the empty air. The integrated blade in his arm shot out to it's full length and he adjusted his armor "I was half expecting the blade to tear through a part of this." He said, then retracted the blade.
With that he walked off of the shuttle and looked around at the ship.

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Re: Trouble with Truffles
« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2015, 08:56:47 am »
Sato grabs one of the rifles, he frowns slightly. "I would of rather have a lanssse, but thisss'll do." he grabs and puts on the armor and then he heads out the ship.
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Re: Trouble with Truffles
« Reply #18 on: May 08, 2015, 11:44:11 am »
[Done waiting on Peri]
The three of you drift through space for a brief moment before Sato opens an airlock and let's everyone inside. On board the research vessel your suits indicate that on this part of the ship the life support is still working so it's certainly possible that there could be survivors. Everyone also notices the various burns etched into the walls, indicating laser fire had taken place and a possible battle though there are no corpses to be seen.
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Re: Trouble with Truffles
« Reply #19 on: May 08, 2015, 01:56:17 pm »
"Shi-t this doesn't look good." Miles said walking further into the ship looking for survivors "Anyone here?"

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Re: Trouble with Truffles
« Reply #20 on: May 08, 2015, 04:15:43 pm »
"This is General Hurtika, anyone present present yourself soon please.
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Re: Trouble with Truffles
« Reply #21 on: May 10, 2015, 04:57:27 pm »
The only response Hurtika gets is his own voice bouncing off the walls of the seemingly empty vessel accompanied by the sounds of frayed wires sparking and a fire in the distance burning. However things quickly changed as the sounds to those who have combated them before, their WAAAGGHs! betray their nature. Ten Orks appear, charging from around the corner and are heading right towards the rescue team!
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Re: Trouble with Truffles
« Reply #22 on: May 11, 2015, 02:06:21 am »
Hirtika drops into a crouch, and opens fire.
"I DO NOT EXPECT THAT THEY ARE HERE FOR TEA, OPEN FIRE!"
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Re: Trouble with Truffles
« Reply #23 on: May 11, 2015, 02:13:51 pm »
"Let's fry these fuckers!" Miles shouted as he lined up one of the orks in his sights and fired.

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Re: Trouble with Truffles
« Reply #24 on: May 11, 2015, 03:25:38 pm »
Sati aimed and fired the rifle at one of the Waaagghing orks.
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