You gain this knowledge, but there is no true answer.You find your shirts. They have combined into an eldritch horror. It kills and absorbs your corpse, making you part of the t-shirt monster.
You go insane.
I wish I could find a shirt.
Where are my shirts.
Ok wish for a real life Faygoit actually IS a real soda here in the united states. look it up. you get it, but it tastes terrible.
I wish for a real live Faygo.No Wilson, you are the Faygo.
Granted, but then necromancers. Lots of necromancers. And dragons. And vampires.Granted, but you also suddenly have a crippling allergy to nuts and chocolate.
I wish that I had a lifetime supply of Nutella.
I wish The Almighty Granola Bar Granade could see KA101/Inadequate for what he really is.Are...are you saying KA and Inadequate are the same person? Because that's heretic speak, crazy heretic speak.
Granted, but it came with no controller.granted, but you are this type of awesome
I want to be awesome.
granted, but they are SO good that you are classified as an SCP for making everyone who sees one of your drawings intensely gay.Granted. Meanwhile, deep underground at the Area 51 Complex in the Nevada desert, an experimental portal opens up, and through it steps... DOVAHKIIN!!!
i wish to be a dragon.
Granted. You discover how to mod Skyrim, however you create the worst mod in history and are forever mocked on the internet for it.I wish you were dead.
I wish The Dogscape existed in reality
Granted and loli porn gets posted constantly in the general chatting thread.
I wish for a Loli.
granted, he was so un racist he killed everyone.Granted. They explode and kill the universe.
i wish for MOAR POWER TO THE POWER GENERATORS!
granted, but its an SCP that causes delusions of being Napoleon.
i wish for the ability to be indestructable, and create any SCP i wanted.
KFC delivery is extremely slow, to the point that the food is rotten by the time it arrives.
I wish I was an extremely skilled leader of the world.
Dogscape turns out to prove the turns out to prove the phrase "You don't want to know"
I wish for glory to the Giant Cheese Monster and his followers.
Granted. It stops snowing, and never snows again for all eternity, and everyone lives happily ever after(yes, I fucking hate snow so much that I broke the rules of my own fucking thread and didn't corrupt the wish!).Dogscape turns out to prove the turns out to prove the phrase "You don't want to know"
I wish for glory to the Giant Cheese Monster and his followers.
Granted. The Giant Cheese Monster becomes the new deity of Scientology.
I wish it would stop snowing.
You eat them all and get diabetes.
I want to be where the people are. Want to see them, see them dancing...
Granted, you stab someone in the kidneys for being annoying. You get arrested for murder.I said wasn't. :|
Granted but it instantly kills you.You are made of matter, so you accidentally phase through yourself.
I wish I could phase through matter on a whim.
It has arsenic.
I wish the Giant Cheese Monster was a real god, and not just a rip-off of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and wasn't just a figment of my Twin Suns RP character's imagination.
You have a dildo, but as you use it you feel a sharp pain caused by the razor blades attached to it and bleed out as a result.
I wish that my GF didnt use a strapon on me.
I wish that my GF didnt use a strapon on me.Dafuq...
Granted. Sadly for you it's powered by dicks. In order to get the computer to work, you must harvest human dicks for the dick God that is your computer.Before, they used to work by harvesting the blood of orphan babies.
I wish my eyes would work like they used to again
granted, you are now a model citizen. but you never found this website because of thatI wish that my GF didnt use a strapon on me.Dafuq...Granted. Sadly for you it's powered by dicks. In order to get the computer to work, you must harvest human dicks for the dick God that is your computer.Before, they used to work by harvesting the blood of orphan babies.
I wish my eyes would work like they used to again
I wish my parents didn't fuck up as horribly as they did when parenting me.
You become Jewish Hitler.
However, your greed for two wishes causes a revolt within Germany, and the city overthrows its autocratic and extremely ironic Hitler. You're thrown into a prison by force, and a Jehovah's Witness taps on your cell door and asks you to hear about our Lord and SaviourGabeNCheesus Crust
I wish for nobody to corrupt this wish in any way possible.
Granted... it feels like you have no diiick. Uh you don't have a penis no more.
I wish for people to not be complete idiots all the time
Granted, you never sleep but never feel tired. You die of a heart attack.Granted, but the cartridges containing good games are utterly broken.
I want one of the floppy uppy Gameboy advances with some Good games.
Granted, it's a magical vuvuzela with the magical power of being spectacularly normal.
I wish for a Jaques Hammer.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VuvuzelaGranted, it's a magical vuvuzela with the magical power of being spectacularly normal.
I wish for a Jaques Hammer.
You get a gay french porn star named Jaques Hammer.
I wish to know what a vuvuzela is.
You discover theYou do but you can never odd, you lose the ability to write/type any odd number and looking at one makes your mind implode.horrorsjoys of vuvuzelas, and go mad with your new knowledge.
I wish I could even.
Granted, but it becomes an awful show that nobody watches.Granted, they care about you so much that they wish to watch your every move so you don't hurt yourself.
I wish my Government cared about our country more than themselves.
Granted, the world ends.
I wish for a non-poisoned Dr. Pepper.
Granted, you get robbed and shanked by a man the next day.granted, but you get shanked in an alley by representatives of the coca cola company.
I wish for a god dammed not irratiated, poisoned, or what ever the fuck may kill/mutate me. I JUST WANT A DAMN NORMAL DR. PEPPER.
ISIS get rekt and are viewed as Martyrs by the entire Eastern World who wage a bloody war on the intolerant West.Granted, everyone except Muslims blow up.
I wish Religions stopped being dicks to each other and those who don't follow their religion.
(Zaweri, you fked a mix of actual women and dogs to get the STD's. Also, wtf why is zoophilia even legal anywhere...)Granted, you lose your hands for it.
You dissassemble your old computers, but are flooded with the dicks you used to power them. You drown in dicks.
I wish I had 1 penny more money than I do now.
(I'm aware of that Zaweri, you fked a mix of actual women and dogs to get the STD's. Also, wtf why is zoophilia even legal anywhere...)
You disassemble your old computers, but are flooded with the dicks you used to power them. You drown in dicks.
I wish I had 1 penny more money than I do now.
Granted, you killed all your friends for the tail.
I wish ice cream with milk in it was more expensive than milkfree in my country.
Granted. It's shitty.Granted, you killed all your friends for the tail.
I wish ice cream with milk in it was more expensive than milkfree in my country.
granted, but now decent icecream costs 100 large units of currency.
i wish for a new stalker game.
granted, but you cant get a decent ping to rust, and the Dayz standalone dissapoints youGranted. It's shitty.Granted, you killed all your friends for the tail.
I wish ice cream with milk in it was more expensive than milkfree in my country.
granted, but now decent icecream costs 100 large units of currency.
i wish for a new stalker game.
I wish Rust and Day Z were on Steam Sale.
Granted, but Harry Potter kills you to reclaim it.Granted, mechs are now a thing but ISIS steals a large Lance of mechs and call a Jihad on the western world, setting it ablaze.
I wish for mechs.
I wish the Giant Cheese Monster would make love to me already.Granted, but now you have to deal with all dat dick cheese
SUPER MECHA DEATH CHRIST accidentally stomps on you. You are now dead, and he commits suicide because of the guilt.
I wish we were all involved in one forum-wide **** together.
You out - live your loved ones and friends. You get depressed and go into a cave and wait until die.Jokes on you, I have no loved one's or friends!
I wish for a pet Raptor that won't rip my face off and eat my and do other misc. Unpleasant things that not nice raptors do. Also it must be a realistic raptor, it has feathers.The government takes the raptor away because holy sh*t a living raptor. Men In Black kill you so as no citizen is allowed to know about the secret 'Raptor Revival' program.
Granted, after several decades you have been killed with a spoon.So... Exactly what I wished for? Not exactly corrupt.
I wish for more dapperness points.Granted, but you get twice the amount of borish points, negating the dapperness.
Well there is no need to be a dick, it's already something bad so there is no need to corrupt it.Granted, after several decades you have been killed with a spoon.So... Exactly what I wished for? Not exactly corrupt.
I wish I could become a necromancer.Granted, the first person you raise from the dead is a zombie. The zombie eats you then causes a zombie apocalypse. Mostly everyone is dead, and civilization as we know it has collapsed.
I wish I had lots of PugsGranted, they eat you out of house and home. The pugs are so cute that you have to give them any scraps of food you can find, and you die of starvation.
Granted. It sells nothing but gigantic dildos.Hey your supposed to corrupt the wish, not make it better
I wish I had the coolest jumper in the worldYou have the literally coolest jumper in the world, it so cold that when you wear for the first time you die of hypothermia.
Granted, you sing so good that you make people spontaneously combust.I fail to see the downside here :P
I wish I was good at vidja gaemsYou are suddenly good at vidja gaems but you can do nothing else you can't sleep,eat etc or get up to go to the toilet. You eventually die of dehydration in a pile of your own refuse.
Granted. You create the most pointless thing in the universe.Granted. You get trapped in the WiFi, Dr. Who style (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bells_of_Saint_John).
I wish I had WiFi
Granted. You use it all on porn.That's the exact opposite of corrupting.
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Time stops for everyone on Earth called Will.Granted however you get exactly 1 episode at 144p and no audio.
I wish Supernatural was on British Netflix (I'm tired of having to change it over)
Granted, the walls are so heavy they fall over and crush you(no fucking clue what you're referencing, so you can keep your goddamn points).Granted, but it turns out to be an SCP and you get your memories wiped and now live as a fisherman in Svalbard.
I wish that the new Star Wars movie was out on disk already and that someone would post it on one of the sites I use for free TV and movies, and that it would be awesome quality.
Granted, your robot buddy is Fisto. He malfunctions and chokes you to death.Granted, too bad humans can't live 1000+ years, your bones are a fine powder by this date.
I wish it was the year 3000
Granted. A Danger Cat eats you.Granted, but the other players are power gaming munchkins, and the DM is an insane killer.
I wish I had someone to play Dungeons and Dragons.
Granted, but the cats become 10 times smaller.Granted, but nothing changes.
I wish all members of this forum were Hitlers bffs.
Granted, it's a tablet of the most powerful MDMA ever synthesised, it melts your brain.Granted, but your own self and being is overwritten, and you are forever confined to an unthinking void while another man uses your body for his own ends.
I wish to be Deadpool
Granted, but every tuba you touch melts into cats.
Granted. This wish doesn't go wrong.
I wish you could wish on eyelashes.
Granted, this causes a flurry of wishes from eyelash-plucking addicts that soon throws the world into turmoil, and the the apocalypse happens due to a wishing spree after some maniac wished for everyone else's eyelashes.You remember to make a wish and your wish causes a ... uh ... apocalypse, seems to be a trend with these wishes.
I wish I would've remembered to add the wish to this post. :V
Granted, but its skillz are all variations on toaster repair.
I wish for a lot of fucking celery.
I wish I didn't hate everyone anymore.
Granted but now you like pineapple in pizza.Granted. That's it. Complete immortality and invulnerability is it's own curse. The very world will die around you, even as you fail to age. Death will not touch you and you will be alone at the end of time, adrift in the void for the rest of your eternity. You will begin to shun human interaction long before that though, the thought of outliving the things you love being too much.
I wish for the hourai elixir.
Granted but they don't work.
Granted ut it is warm beer.
I wish for a dull letter opener.
Granted but you messed up the process and lose some materials.
I wish for 2 doses of the hourai elixir rather than 3.
Granted. You get trapped in a room with Wilson and Francis, who can do basic math.I can do more then basic math, fucko.
I wish to win the war.
Granted but the unusual name makes apa rich and famous.
I to explore the sun... at night. ;)
Granted, the order gets mixed up and you get an actually MIRV warhead.Granted. You get trapped in a room with Wilson and Francis, who can do basic math.I can do more then basic math, fucko.
I wish to win the war.
I wish for apa's name to be legally changed to fucko.
Granted. A giant box full of bats appears on your doorstep.
I wish I could be employed as a spambot.
Granted that is because technological progress beyond that is banned by our alien overlords.
Granted. You are now a cartoon character with the power of mediocre voice acting and all the abilities and intellect of digitally animation.
I wish I had that power.
I wish I hadn't wished for that time gap that ruined everything.
I wish for a sentient train.Granted however you become this guy
Granted, but he dies from moon dust inhalation long begfore he makes anything other than shower curtains.
I wish for a bacon sandwich.
I wish I had a bottle of coke that never went warm, never spontaneously combusted, and never went flat.
The wishes are supposed to get worse, not better.I wish I had a bottle of coke that never went warm, never spontaneously combusted, and never went flat.
Granted, but it's actually pepsi.
The wishes are supposed to get worse, not better.I wish I had a bottle of coke that never went warm, never spontaneously combusted, and never went flat.
Granted, but it's actually pepsi.
The wishes are supposed to get worse, not better.I wish I had a bottle of coke that never went warm, never spontaneously combusted, and never went flat.
Granted, but it's actually pepsi.
Dr Pepper tastes like a chemical spill at a cough medicine factory is why.The wishes are supposed to get worse, not better.I wish I had a bottle of coke that never went warm, never spontaneously combusted, and never went flat.
Granted, but it's actually pepsi.
Why no dr. pepper. ;w;
You die a sad, lonely man because you DIDN'T FUCKING WISH
I wish for Dr. Pepper. I liek Dr. Pepper.
I wish for ++ Flaming Chunk of Steel +2 (lit) (5)
Granted, but you lag since you lack good hardware.
I wish for resistance to 5kt explosions.
Granted, a real place is now a real place. How thrilling.Finland is not a real place, it's a conspiracy.
I wish for one of those hotline Miami vinyls.
Finland is not a real place, it's a conspiracy.
Granted, a real place is now a real place. How thrilling.
I wish for one of those hotline Miami vinyls.
Granted. You give birth to triplets that never age.Why has thou forsaken thee!!!
Granted, but since I don't know what that means, they just get a fancy brass cage put around them.Granted,they now talk about Undertale.
I wish for these two girls on the bus to shut the motherfucking fuck up about FNAF so I can fucking sleep.
Granted, however the M&Ms are sentient and they kill and eat you.Granted, no one hires you for over-qualification and end up working as a cashier in a local restaurant.
I wish I was the greatest painter the world had ever seen.
I wish someone would make a clever wish.Granted, but it's only clever to the person who makes it, and you don't know when it will occur.
I wish I'd learned something new today.
I wish I had a sanity-kosher copy of The Necronomicon.Granted, but it's a two page pamphlet and contains no pertinent or useful information. Also, it's in chinese.
Also I knew about the shoggoth stuff already, I guess it's new to someone though.
Granted, your laptop now runs windows 10 at top performance!