Utterly Mad
The Pit => General Discussion => Topic started by: Bubbadoo on May 09, 2015, 10:17:06 pm
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A forum classic.
Fake-ban the user above your comment. It can be for any reason, the avatar, the signature, the post, past history, whatever.
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This forum is making you lose sleep, judging by the whats-it-called under your avatar. You shall be banned to help you avoid death from sleep-deprivation.
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You killed your eggs. bastard.
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You killed your eggs. bastard.
No, I just didn't take any action to save them. I never actively took action to kill them.
You make people question their sexuality. Banned.
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Banned for posting twice in one topic/liking insects.
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Banned for having an owl as a profile pic.
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Banned for username starting with W.
Absolutely disgusting.
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Banned for username starting with W.
Absolutely disgusting.
Banned for having a ghost as an avatar. It's 2spooky4me and is triggering.
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Banned because I'm arbitrary like that.
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Banned because I'm arbitrary like that.
Banned because your signature is too long. (Seriously, place the images horizontally or something.)
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Banned because I'm arbitrary like that.
Banned because your signature is too long. (Seriously, place the images horizontally or something.)
BANNED FOR TELLING ME WHAT TO DO.
But seriously though, I'll get around to it.
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Banned because I'm arbitrary like that.
Banned because your signature is too long. (Seriously, place the images horizontally or something.)
BANNED FOR TELLING ME WHAT TO DO.
But seriously though, I'll get around to it.
Banned for procrastinating.
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Banned for thinking The Giant Cheese Monster is better than anything.
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Banned for thinking The Giant Cheese Monster is better than anything.
Banned for making false assumptions.
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"The Flying Spaghetti Monster is inferior to The Giant Cheese Monster"
It's literally right there in your sig.
Banned for banning me.
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"The Flying Spaghetti Monster is inferior to The Giant Cheese Monster"
It's literally right there in your sig.
Banned for banning me.
You said I thought the GCM was better than anything.
Banned for arguing against me.
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Which implies it could be anything, notice the lack of pluralisation, meaning any one thing, other wise I would have said everything if I meant more than one thing.
Banned for being inferior to me.
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Which implies it could be anything, notice the lack of pluralisation, meaning any one thing, other wise I would have said everything if I meant more than one thing.
Banned for being inferior to me.
Banned for being superior to me.
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Perma-banned for being banned more then three times.
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Banned for not being an Admin.
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Banned for being an admin.
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Banned for being an admin.
Banned for being a non admin casual.
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I was going to ban Wilson because I'm not an Admin, I'm a Moderator.
But Zaweri is banned because casual Orcs.
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I was going to ban Wilson because I'm not an Admin, I'm a Moderator.
But Zaweri is banned because casual Orcs.
Banned because you are an moderator and I am an admin
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Banned for being just a Full Member Skrub.
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Banned for tryharding your time spent on forum.
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Banned for not being Lord of The Abyss
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Banned for not being The lord of the IRC.
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Banned because who even likes IRC
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Banned for having a camera.
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Banned for having a camera.
Banned for the link to your Youtube channel not working.
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Banned for trying to find my Youtube channel that has exactly 0 videos on it.
(The Facebook one also doesn't work, although I think the Skype one does)
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Banned for trying to find my Youtube channel that has exactly 0 videos on it.
(The Facebook one also doesn't work, although I think the Skype one does)
Banned for being a lion that sieges things.
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Banned for using this forum
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Banned for looking at me funny.
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Banned for having a face.
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Banned for spreading lies and slander about my step girlfriends webbed feet
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Banned for being an element.
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Banned for banning people without my permission.
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Banned for not banning everyone
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Banned for double posting
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Banned for not constantly making bad puns.
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banned for complaining.
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Banned for banning a banned user that banned other users.
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Banned for not banning the banned banner who banned a banned banner for banning.
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Banned for being a banner of banning people that ban people who ban people who banned their banpartners with bans.
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Banned for being a repetitive douche.
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Banned for triggering me.
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Banned because i got tired of that joke.
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Banned for being to good at art
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Banned for being a fucking spooky ghost. 3spoky5meh
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Banned for being spooked.
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Banned for complementing my work Actually that was nice, motivating me to continue, thanks c:
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Banned for appreciating my compliment You're welcome
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Banned for being too kool for skool
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Banned for absolutely nothing, in fact you're not even banned at all, have a nice day.
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banned for not actually banning.
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banned for not actually banning.
Banned for not including "Smashing" in your posts. You besmirch Nigels good name.
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Banned because Smashing
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Banned for being 2cool4skool. And not typing smashing correctly.
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Banned for not using 3cool5skool.
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Banned because I am 2cool4unemployment
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Banned you all for being skrubs, locking thread because I can abuse my mod powers.
There you go mods, you have the perfect "fake" reason to ban me. And unlock this thread. FCUKKK YOU ALLLL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Banned for being a jerk to the non-mods.
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Banned for the dragons in your sig being adult, so you are clickwhoring.
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Banned for being half correct, there is still babbies under the adults.
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Banned for actually giving a shit about virtual dragons.
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Banned for not having dragons, because like half the forum does.
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Banned because its not even half, it's like 1/6
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Planned for having possibly the cutest dragons evah.
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Banned for spelling errors.
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Banned for not being Conspiracy Dog.
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Banned for being a lion and being 2school4cool.
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banned because
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any Banned reason user never because. banned was no you gave why previous
Good luck translating my scramble as I could barely understand it myself. Probably should have written THEN scrambled. Oh well...
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any Banned reason user never because. banned was no you gave why previous
Good luck translating my scramble as I could barely understand it myself. Probably should have written THEN scrambled. Oh well...
Banned because you gave no reason why previous user was banned.
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Good jorb
Banned because I did give a scrambled reason. :P
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Banned for being a smart ass
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banned for saying ass
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Banned for also saying it.
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banned for mentioning me saying it
((this is literally one of the least mature things and I love it))
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banned for mentioning me saying it
((this is literally one of the least mature things and I love it))
Banned for not being super-serious like you usually are.
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Banned for accusing me of always being super serious
((Seriously though, am I always really serious guys? If so I need to lighten up...))
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((Seriously though, am I always really serious guys? If so I need to lighten up...))
Don't take what I just said so seriously, man. :P
Banned for going back to being serious.
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Banned for not being serious enough
(I actually enjoy you being relatively serious in comparison to most people, Vulnus)
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Banned for not being serious enough
(I actually enjoy you being relatively serious in comparison to most people, Vulnus)
Banned for liking seriousness.
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Banned for not liking serious people.
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Banned for not having an avatar.
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banned for bringing up the fact I don't have an avatar.
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Banned for having too many bro-points, like sh¡t, how do you get so many.
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Banned for mentioning 'bro points' since I have no idea what those are.
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Banned for not knowing what bro points are.
Wilson is also double banned for not including the possibility of sis points, you mysoginistic fuck.
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Banned for mentioning 'bro points' since I have no idea what those are.
Banned for not knowing what Bro Points are.
God, I thought we were bros! They measure how much of a bro you are. Do something un-bro loose them, like be Un-cool or too srs.
Banned for not knowing what bro points are.
Wilson is also double banned for not including the possibility of sis points, you mysoginistic ****.
Banned for thinking I'm a mysoginistic fûckBut, Vulnus is a male. Dusty gets Sis Points.
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banned for using one of the forbidden words
As a sidenote yeah I'm a guy, pretty sure I've always been pretty open about admitting that.
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Yeah I was aware, I just couldn't think of a better reason to ban him at the time.
Banned for being openly male.
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banned for not being able to think of a reason to ban him.
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Banned because I did think of a reason, otherwise I couldn't have banned him.
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Banning the forum itself, we've forgotten our trueselves. Praise Lurker.
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Banned for the heresy of being a Lurkerist.
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Banned for having that IP thing in your signature that makes me paranoid.
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Banned for being paranoid.
THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU RHODRI
RUN
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Banned for being paranoid.
THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU RHODRI
RUN
Banned for being a paranoiaphobe.
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banned for mentioning a phobia.
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banned for Phobophobia. (Phobia of phobias or fear of fear.)
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I shall now use the power of the Giant Cheese Monster to revive this thread.
Banned for wearing a tophat.
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Banned for linking me the 'Offended' Page.
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Banned for not being a volleyball on an adventure with Tom Cruise.
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Banned for having text in your avatar that's too small for me to read.
Seriously, what does that say?
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Banned for being me
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Banned for banning myself AND Double Posting
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Banned for not being able to read the words "I Trusted You."
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Banned for trusting someone.
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Banned for being an alchemist.
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Banned for not being a real humen bean
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banned for not being a true hero
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Banned for not being thick-skinned
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Banned for not being Manny Pardo.
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Banned for having a camera
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Banned for you probably also having a camera, and therefore being a hypocrite.
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Banned for being Birdie Hitler.
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Banned for eating bacon.
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Banned for having a custom title
You're welcome
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Banned for changing your name again.
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Banned for being a conspiracy cat.
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Banned for not being a conspiracy cat.
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Banned for having two dapperness.
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Banned for having no dapperness.
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Banned for pointing out I'm not dapper.
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Banned for not being part of the Illuminoodle.
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Banned for resisting the temptation to look at the weird porn.
Also banned for not being spooked enough.
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Banned because your dragons are dead.
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Banned for being a lion.
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Banned for arbitrary reasons.
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banned for being the last post for a long ass time.
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Banned for banning Lorky-senpai.
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Banned for watching the gaming lemon.
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Banned for watching lemonparty.
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Banned for talking about lemons.
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Banned because lemons.
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Banned for high citrus content.
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Banned for being insufficiently Thornberry.
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Banned for too much lemon jokes.
They are so sour. Hue hue hue.
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Banned for horrible pun.
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Banned because Admin Fiat.
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Banned because I dunno.
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Banned for spoiling METAL GEAR SOLID 5 FOR ME!!!
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Banned for being called Wilson.
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Banned for some reason or reasons I will eventually think of.
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Banned for being a cat.
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Banned for being a hunter.
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Banned for using a computer.
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Banned for hypocrisy.
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Banned for being a part of the illuminati
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Banned for NOT being a part of the illuminati.
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Banned for being a illuminati of the part!
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Banned because Meat Vikings.
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Banned for injokes
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Banned for saying that terrible word - "injokes". Ugh.
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Banned for some weird vendetta against injokes for some reason.
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Banned because DOOM.
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Banned because DOOM.
Banned because (http://www.doomworld.com/vb/avatar.php?userid=7674)
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Banned because dat sexy demon butt
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Banned because he has an eye for an avatar.
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Banned because your avatar has two eyes, so you must clearly be double illuminati.
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Banned for being part of the Reptilian Elite.
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Banned for not being a Space Invader
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Banned for being (https://i.imgur.com/POM0d55.png)
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Banned for your mom.
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Banned for not being creative.
Your mom? Do you mean,YOUR mom?
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Banned for using red text. Dude, seriously, it's causing me to have flashbacks to the DDA forums! :o
(No, YOUR mom!)
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Banned for swearing.
[Good job my friend]
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Banned for some banal reason.
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Banned for being a pussy.
(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/12299245_10205498905288566_3767195178161018430_n.jpg?oh=a513b4f40c7b76148b4c0e74aec5e252&oe=56EB43C3)
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Banned because that image needs more jpeg.
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Banned for being a conspiracy cat
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Banned for being a Pepe.
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banned for giving people a passage of time that could be considered unpleasant, and calling them a unhygienic sibling murderer.
:p
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Banned for only seeing moving things.
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Banned for seeing everything.
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Banned for whatever I get banned for.
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Banned because I have a low karma value and I am into RAGE BANNING MODE.
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Banned because [Censored]
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Banned for [redacted]
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Banned for your high karma.
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Banned for your karma being negative.
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Banned for failing to wear your Lead-lined Tinfoil Hat to protect you from the mind controlling powers of The Illuminati, the Government, the Aliens, Saddam Hussain, Morgan Freeman and Betty White. Any one of them could have been controlling you.
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Banned for not being SeifLion.
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Banned because-ALLAHU AH- oh shit, is Osama Bin Laden controling me?
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Banned because terrorism.
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Banned because stateism.
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Banned because I woke up at 5AM in a really bad mood.
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banned for being in a bad mood, cheer up and maybe I'll rescind your ban.
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Banned for discrimination.
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Banned for being a bad mood sympathizer.
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Banned because I'm now in a superb mood
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Banned because you are not telling the reason.
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Banned for kebab removal
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Banned for protecting kebab.
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Banned for kebablessness
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Banned for being full of kebab.
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Banned for burritolessness
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Banned for burrito eating
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Banned because the Holy Order of The Burrito has declared you a heretic
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Banned because tortillas>burritos
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Banned because I had a really good burrito the other day.
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Баннат за използвяне на англииски. Това е незаконно.
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Banned for Russian
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Banned for saying Cyrilic is Russian. Nope, my country created the Cyrilic alphabet, and the Russians are using it.
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Banned for bragging.
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Banned because I want a soda now.
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Banned for soda, pop is also stupid
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Banned for not being Welsh.
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Banned because I'm probably a little bit Welsh, since I have a lot of Welsh family for some reason, and I live like an hour or two away from Wales.
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Banned for being a probable little bit of a sheep-shagger.
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Banned for not being Caconym
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Banned for also not being Caconym
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Banned for having equal karma values.
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Banned for sigging me for absolutely no reason.
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Banned because I've only been sigged like once ever.
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Banned because you do have a camera.
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Banned because in the new DIVOM I can't use Firebrand as my champion again.
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Banned because I have no idea what you just said.
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Banned for sigging me twice
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Banned for being incorrect, he has sigged you thrice!
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Banned because I only see two quotes from me
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Banned for being Siegelion in disguise.
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Banned for possibly being LazyCat in disguise
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Banned because how could you.
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Banned because not reaching 600fps on BL2
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Banned because you can't solo Terramorphous skrub.
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Banned because im lvl 12 on my highest character
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Banned for being lvl 12, skrub
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Banned because I do what I want.
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banned because the 950 is equal to the 760
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Banned because the 760 is equal to the 950
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Banned because you are Caconym.
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Banned because you are a filthy memer.
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Banned because this forum is a dictatorship and I am its queen!
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Banned because this isn't a Dictatorship, it's a Ricktatorship
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Banned because I am the God-Emperor of this Potatoship.
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Banned for the lot of you dragging my sorry butt off the Cata forums
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Banned because you're welcome.
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Banned because I'm not to exited about it
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Banned because your new.
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Banned for not being new
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Banned for being RP Isis
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Banned for saying ISIS
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Banned for butts
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Banned for being a number.
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Banned for criticizing numbers
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Banned for being from St. Paul
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Banned for being from Liverpool.
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Banned for being a spooky scary skeleton!
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Banned CAPTURED FOR BEING A HUMAN! NYEH HEH HEH!
(Lame, I can't do the papyrus font anymore.)
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Banned because fonts don't show up on mobile, for some reason.
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Banned for not being tacticool enough
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Banned for being to Tacticool
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Banned for wrong usage of to, the correct word is too.
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Banned for being a grammar Nazi.
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Banned for being a non-grammar Nazi.
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Banned for giving no fucks.
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Named for not having to carry four people through five rounds on GODDAMN PLANES. PLANE. ARGH.
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Banned for Planes
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Banned for no one posting for a day or two.
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Banned for not staying up two nights in a row playing video games.
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Banned for being 2mr4nocamera.
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Banned for insulting mrnocamera who is a hypocrite
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Banned on the small chance of being a hippogryph
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Banned for the small possibility of being Jehovas Most Secret Witness
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Banned for the BIG possibility of being an illuminati.
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Banned for not being spodermen.
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Banned for being a shitty dog.
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Banned for being a shitty reptillian (I know you are, the illuminati knows all the reptillians)
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Banned for think the illuminati still exists (it was a group of people during the 16th century plotting to overthrow the kings of Germany)
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Banned because Germany doesn't actually exist, it's a clever lie just like Finland.
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Banned for WHO DID THE HOLOCAUST THEN?
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Banned because America did.
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Banned for their being an actual thing (Cant find an article on it :P)
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Banned for not finding the article.
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Banned for screw wikipedia (I mean really? Why dont they have an article on this?)
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Banned because I get most of my information off Wikipedia, a 100% reliable, trustworthy source.
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Banned for siging me
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Banned for not sigging me
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Banned for no one posting in 9 days
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Banned for posting.
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Banned for not posting enough
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Banned for being an English poof.
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Banned for being some kind of shitty cat.
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Banned because I don't like soup
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Banned for buying clothes at the soup store
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Banned for wearing clothes
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Banned for being indecent.
Put a shirt on.
>:v
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Banned for being a ghey shurk
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Banned for the next post in this thread
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banned for predicting someone else's ban
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Banned for banning.
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Banned for banning people who ban people
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Banned for the post before yours
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Banned for whatever the first post on the next (forum) page is.
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Banned for your porn folder (Its the next forum xD)
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Banning myself for clicking previous, not next :P
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Banned for being a shield user.
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Banned because reoccurring gags.
BUTTER TOASTED GENITALS!
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Banned for being some sort of shitty fish.
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Banned for being wrong, I am the some sort of shitty fish.
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Banned for not being some kind of shitty deer.
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Banned for also not being some kind of shitty deer
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Banned for talking about shitty deers, not amazing indie games
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Banned because most indie games now are shitty pre-release "Pay to bug test our game plz" or fucking Goat Simulator ripoffs.
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Banned because of FIAT
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Banned because of Ford.
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Banned because Communist Russia
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Banned because Nationalist Germany.
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Banned because Japan can't do anything right except art.
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Banned for EYES.
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Banned because the eyes allow us to see the knowledge gifted to us by the great beings
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Banned because what about ears?
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Banned because you do not have enough eyes to see ears are unnecessary.
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Banned for not being the coolest dude.
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Banned for probably being cooler than me
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Banned for being prettier than 80% if the women I know
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Banned for being prettier than me.
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Banned because you like anime.
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Banned because everyone loves anime, even the really bad ones like Death Note
Also thank you Peri, that's probably the nicest compliment I've ever been given, unless you know exactly 10 women and only two of them don't look like Eddie Murphy had sex with Sylvester Stallone.
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Banned because in Soviet Russia anime watches you.
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Banned for having the last post in this thread before it died.
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Banned for thread necro.
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Banned for being an uncaring excuse.
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Banned for thinking you don't need to be good at games, anyway.
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Banned for not wanting that Japanese crap.
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Banned for making me aware of this thread.
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Banned for not being aware of this thread.
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Banned for being the one who responded after me.
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Banned because I'm not entirely sure what your avatar is.
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Banned for profile picture being a reference to the illuminitu!1!
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Banned because it's me, I am the illuminaughty.
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Banned for conspiring against the world as member of a
cult secret society.
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Banned for not conspiring
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Banned for suggesting me to do such a heretical act.
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Banned for not owning a segway
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Banned for assuming I don't own a segway.
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Banned for not being Bill Cosby.
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Banned for being a single digit number.
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Banned for having suspiciously similar avatar to lurker.
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Banned for promoting conspiracy.
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Banned for not promoting conspiracy
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Banned because it's not 1864
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Banned for having better internet than I do.
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Banned because my internet could be even better, you fucking scrub.
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Banned for getin gud.
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Banned because I'm on a power trip
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Banned for reeaally premature midlife crisis.
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Banned because the stars told me to do it.
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Banned because of the voices.
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Banned because you probably think Minecraft 2 would be a good game
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Banned for assuning there could be a minecraft two.
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Banned because anything is possible
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Banned unil you divide by zero.
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Banned so you two can stop going back and forth.
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Banned for getting involved
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Banned for not wanting blitz to get involved.
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Banned because art is a lie. Nothing is real.
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Banned for not being a realist and possibly a solipsist.
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Banned because you can't prove we don't live in the Matrix
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Banned becase of you can't prove we are.