Utterly Mad
The Pit => Last Man Gaming => Topic started by: Wheel-Son on March 07, 2015, 03:43:11 am
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What it says on the tin, Just stuff in games that makes you go, "Well, no fucking shit"
Like in Farcry 4,
Your missing things are missing, find them.
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Like in Farcry 4,
Your missing things are missing, find them.
Keep in mind that was the objective given during a drug trip, after you have gone through other drug trips with the same objective.
Game tutorials or hints given during games that are like "Use the left stick to move!" or something extremely fucking obvious like that.
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'Press SPACE to jump'
NO, I THOUGHT I HAD TO TURN MY KEYBOARD UPSIDE DOWN AND DANCE THE FUCKING CABBAGE PATCH
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use wasd to move.
click to fire weapon.
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Stupid hints like.
"Remember to move so you don't get shot!"
or
"Remember, snipers do a lot of damage!"
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'If your HP goes to 0, you will die!'
REALLY?! I THOUGHT I'D TURN INTO NICOLAS CAGE AND BECOME THE OVERLORD OF MANKIND
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When you have been jumping from half an hour and the game tells you how to do it.
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Just remember that even with these 'No Shit' moments, DSP will never understand them. :P
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Wen you have been playing for some time now and Know all the Controls....a Box appears saying how to move..*Sigh*....if i dint know how would i have goten here?
and aswell
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Just+a+damn+title+small+not+oc+small_4af3d9_4157811.jpg)
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When the game says you're hurt.
"Well my vision is fading in and out, blood-jelly is coating the edges of my screen, I think I hear beeping and the heavy breathing of my character, and I hear the sounds of broken bones when I walk. Nahhh I think he's at max health!"
The only game that did this right was Call of Cthulhu, after you open that one door you get injured. You wouldn't know this early on that you actually received a wound you'd need to heal. So when you're confronted by one of the side-characters they say that your head is bleeding, and hint that you can bleed out if your cut or wound is deep enough.
Then it tells you the quick key for healing and you're all good.
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"Use money to buy things"
some xbox 360 game i cant remember the name of.
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"Use money to buy things"
You're doing it wrong. You gotta stick it up yer ass.
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"Don't touch the spikes"
REALLY?! I THOUGHT I WOULD TRANSCEND INTO SOME FUCKING HIGHER BEING, GET AN INVINCIBILITY BUFF FOR THE REST OF MY ENTIRE PLAYTHROUGH AND WIN THE GAME IN 10 SECONDS
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(http://i592.photobucket.com/albums/tt10/sony3030/COD015.jpg)
As if that red junk coating my screen, heavy breathing, fading sound, audible heartbeat, and jerking screen wasn't enough.
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(http://i592.photobucket.com/albums/tt10/sony3030/COD015.jpg)
As if that red junk coating my screen, heavy breathing, fading sound, audible heartbeat, and jerking screen wasn't enough.
When the game says you're hurt.
"Well my vision is fading in and out, blood-jelly is coating the edges of my screen, I think I hear beeping and the heavy breathing of my character, and I hear the sounds of broken bones when I walk. Nahhh I think he's at max health!"
The only game that did this right was Call of Cthulhu, after you open that one door you get injured. You wouldn't know this early on that you actually received a wound you'd need to heal. So when you're confronted by one of the side-characters they say that your head is bleeding, and hint that you can bleed out if your cut or wound is deep enough.
Then it tells you the quick key for healing and you're all good.
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Then it tells you the quick key for healing and you're all good.
Yeah, well, I don't get a quick-heal button. I have to sit there and wait for the dozens of bullets in me to magically disappear in about 2 seconds.
More like 20 in Battlefield 3, unless either a medkit is sitting next to me or bullets are just narrowly missing (suppression mechanics FTW)
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"Do not turn off your computer/console while the game is saving"
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Really quit? Y/N WARNING: any unsaved progress will be lost.
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"Your Health is low, use a Health potion"
Oh thank you, I wasn't sure what those did.
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When in RPGs they ask you that a enemy that isn't that hard (for example wolves) is attacking a farm and you need to kill them.
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Press [Bound Attack Button] to attack!
Press and hold climb to climb!
Jump at a climbable surface and hold climb to climb while jumping!
no shit sherlock
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"Your Health is low, use a Health potion"
Oh thank you, I wasn't sure what those did.
Well to be fair there was this one game I played where health potions restored your max health while healing potions restored your lost health.
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That just seems needless.
For anyone that played Fable, most of what I remember about The Guildmaster should go in this thread, I wish that fucking Guild Seal wasn't a magical communication device that only worked for him, what kind of stupid shit is that
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That just seems needless.
For anyone that played Fable, most of what I remember about The Guildmaster should go in this thread, I wish that fucking Guild Seal wasn't a magical communication device that only worked for him, what kind of stupid shit is that
YOUR HEALTH IS LOW HERO
game of my childhood. also, in the second game, you hear a rumor that when the guild fell, the guildmaster was found with "your health is low" carved into his head with a knife.
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"Dying resets you at your last checkpoint"
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"Dying resets you at your last checkpoint"
Well, I sincerely hope so.
Sometimes it doesn't.
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"Dying resets you at your last checkpoint"
Well, I sincerely hope so.
Sometimes it doesn't.
Dem feels, bro.
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I remember this. It's funny because it's in the late game stage, and it's actually fucking implying that I don't know what a store does.
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The entire Zelda franchise may be the worst for "No Shit" moments.