Utterly Mad

I'm pretty sure there'd be some kind of... y'know... super tight security to getting to such powerful missiles and stuff. Unless you're the best hacker ever, good luck levelling off an entire city.

...If I knew more about Warhammer40k, I'd totally do the Celestia/Abbadon one. Curse you Shrek - what have you done!

Perhaps I'd just accept that the human race are scrubs and died out. Maybe I'd set up huge farms for another race that could take over the world - probably ponies - and hopefully change the Earth so that the world is perfectly suited for ponies. Then the world's dominant species would be ponies, and awesome evolution and adaptation would create a poneh mustard race

I'm so high right now

It's good alright. So good that you become addicted to it and sell everything you have for another milk-free ice cream fix

I wish for a nice big fluffy tail that I can use to pick things up. Not too big, not too fluffy - and I could use it to bitch slap people

(I'm aware of that Zaweri, you fked a mix of actual women and dogs to get the STD's. Also, wtf why is zoophilia even legal anywhere...)

You disassemble your old computers, but are flooded with the dicks you used to power them. You drown in dicks.

I wish I had 1 penny more money than I do now.

You become a mod, everybody else becomes an admin

I wish I had a nice selection of 200 top hats and 20 monocles, along with a pink tuxedo.

The apocalypse happens. It's not a fun apocalypse though, and the world and all of its inhabitants just boringly phase out from existence, with no pain or feeling or anything.

I wish isis got rekt

Am I the only one that wouldn't even attempt to repopulate the planet at some point, even with the knowledge of how to?

Probably not... although it would be nice to save humankind, a bowl of ravioli would take priority for me.