Granted, the walls are so heavy they fall over and crush you(no fucking clue what you're referencing, so you can keep your goddamn points).
I wish that the new Star Wars movie was out on disk already and that someone would post it on one of the sites I use for free TV and movies, and that it would be awesome quality.
That face you make when you're at work and pass a really juicy feeling fart, and now you could swear that you've got shit slowly oozing down your crack and onto your underwear, but when you finally risk being yelled at by your boss and run to the bathroom to give it a wipe, your ass and underwear are clean as a whistle
I wish every asshole who, when I'm checking the water mark on their $50 or $100 bill that says "it's real, I printed it this morning" would have a pitbull latch onto their balls.