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Last Man Gaming / Re: Holy Fucking Shit moments in gaming.
« on: March 18, 2015, 03:08:35 am »
One time I was playing America's Army on the Bridge Crossing map.  I was the last guy on my team, set up with the sniper rifle on defense hill right.  There was one guy left on the other team, and he had the AK w/grenade launcher.  He came crawling up the middle of the bridge, then as he edged around the wrecked car I sniped him then instantly saw the grenade coming and BOOM!!!  I died.  The announcing voice at the end of the match gave both announcements: "Opposing forces eliminated" and "Your squad has been eliminated"  at the same time so they overlapped.  I am pretty sure that was one of the only ties in the history of the game. 

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Last Man Gaming / Re: Proud to be banned!
« on: March 17, 2015, 11:29:12 pm »
Thanks!

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General Discussion / Re: Steam Group
« on: March 17, 2015, 03:11:03 pm »
Oh cool.

There is also the DDA Steam group, it's a thing.
I wonder if I was banned from that as well, or just the forum?

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Last Man Gaming / Re: Proud to be banned!
« on: March 17, 2015, 03:09:19 pm »
This is what got me banned: 

AJ'S GUIDE TO PISSING OF KA101

1. SHOW HIM THIS VIDEO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjklfGi6aC0

2. GO LEAVE AND MAKE YOUR OWN FORUM



3.  COPY PASTE THE ABOVE TO THE CDDA FORUM

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Last Man Gaming / Proud to be banned!
« on: March 17, 2015, 01:54:04 pm »
Not from another game in this instance, but still proud. 

 

There are few honors greater than to be banned by one such as KA101.  It's almost like if Inadequate somehow obtained moderator privileges and banned me.

If someone who doesn't mind possibly being banned from the CDDA forum could please repost this thread to the "Proud to be banned" thread in the Other Games board on the CDDA forum, I would greatly appreciate the irony.

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General Discussion / Re: Apeshit True Stories
« on: March 17, 2015, 12:32:57 am »
inspired by a conversation me and Stopsignal had, post any insane, apeshit, awesome or funny stories of family and friends here. I'll start us off with the story of my friend cutting a good deal of his index finger off. he was trying to open a bottle of woodglue with a glass stopper in it. it wouldnt twist off, and he couldnt pull it off, so he decided that the smart course of action was to get a survival knife and pry it open. so, he was levering it open, the top popped off, and his hand slipped, and he GOUGED A MASSIVE SLASH into his finger. so, he drops it all, he is home alone, so what does he do? what, call someone? that would be smart/normal. no, he grabbed a bunch of paper towels, duct taped them to his hand, and sat on the couch staring at it until his mom got home 3 hours later. his bloodloss filled mind thought that his mom would be mad at him for making her come home from a meeting, so he didnt call. turns out he lost a MASSIVE (a pint i think?) amount of blood, and was barely awake. still has a nasty scar there. his mom had this to say about the whole ordeal. "so, you had the presence of mind to google how to make an improvised bandage for a large hand wound, make the bandage and apply it, and celan up the bloodspills, but not to call anyone?"

Speaking of loosing fingertips, years ago when we were children, my sister cut off the tip of her pinky finger while cutting potatoes for mashed potatoes.  She couldn't find the tip, so it presumably landed in the potatoes. 

We never found out who ended up eating Lady Fingers Mashed Potatoes that night. 

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General Discussion / Re: HUGLAGHALGHALGHAL
« on: March 17, 2015, 12:11:28 am »
AJ'S GUIDE TO PISSING OF KA101

1. SHOW HIM THIS VIDEO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjklfGi6aC0

2. GO LEAVE AND MAKE YOUR OWN FORUM



3.  COPY PASTE THE ABOVE TO THE CDDA FORUM

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General Discussion / Re: HUGLAGHALGHALGHAL
« on: March 17, 2015, 12:10:27 am »
OK got it.

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General Discussion / Re: HUGLAGHALGHALGHAL
« on: March 17, 2015, 12:07:29 am »
I so want to copy/paste that to CDDA forums but when I click quote all that happens is a white box with a red "x" in the corner flashes at the top of the screen.  Do I have to have made a certain number of posts before I can quote people on this forum?

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General Discussion / 'Merica boner!
« on: March 16, 2015, 11:36:22 pm »
This literally turned my jizz red, white, and blue: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7UW5AkWqOY

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General Discussion / Re: Introduce yourself
« on: March 16, 2015, 05:30:59 am »
Hey guys!  I finally made the move over here.  So sad to see what happened to the DDA forum, but all things have an end, good or bad.  Political correctness has no place in a free society, and when you go looking for opportunities to not offend people, you end up offending more people than you might have offended to begin with. 

Now, that being said, I'm just gonna go all tourettes for a moment here, because KA101:

BITCH CUNT FAGGOT SLUT SHIT ASS BALLS SON OF A BITCH ANUS PENIS VAGINA DICK BALLSACK PIECE OF SHIT GODAMNIT NIGGER CRACKER HONKEY DAGO GREASER KIKE DIKE DICK BOB SAGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did I miss any?

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